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NegativeLookBehind

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Computers are neat. Burritos are good.

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That science lady’s just pretending. She’s sitting there making breakfast. I can see the glass of orange juice in front of her, and pancake batter in the red bowl. Science is a liar sometimes!

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Apple tried to give me a free month of Apple TV and I tried to give it back to them.

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Every time you block an ad, a puppy gets hit by a truck. Is that really what you want?

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Ad creators hate this one weird trick!

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You only have to worry about the Germans if they’re the AfD strain

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If you used Linux you wouldn’t have these problems, but go ahead and cop out if you want

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See, everyone? Now that’s a clever post title.

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“Omg look how many chairs he’s carrying. I’m gonna fuck the bejesus into him later”

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There’s at least one member of congress with that nickname

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Idk but I’m reporting you to HR.

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Used to know someone who titled themselves a “Human capital specialist” on LinkedIn. What a weird fucking thing to call yourself.

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She was very serious about her job and had a Karen haircut.

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With enough lube you could get one installed immediately

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Real question for OP- do you hunt for fossils?

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Finally, a fucking stroganoff meme, it’s been weeks!

NegativeLookBehind,
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Meth on the street: $40

Meth when they sing the name of the pill to you in a fancy commercial: $180

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