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NegativeLookBehind, to science_memes in and they're gonna pay
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Real question for OP- do you hunt for fossils?

NegativeLookBehind, to memes in Anyways
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Than*

NegativeLookBehind, to linux in this random process was using 25 % cpu is this a virus?
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Check it in VirusTotal

NegativeLookBehind, to risa in Does anyone know where I could get a phone inserted into my body? (Example below)
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With enough lube you could get one installed immediately

NegativeLookBehind, to memes in If you want to resolve problems, join your union
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Idk but I’m reporting you to HR.

NegativeLookBehind, to memes in If you want to resolve problems, join your union
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She was very serious about her job and had a Karen haircut.

NegativeLookBehind, to memes in If you want to resolve problems, join your union
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Used to know someone who titled themselves a “Human capital specialist” on LinkedIn. What a weird fucking thing to call yourself.

NegativeLookBehind, to piracy in Do you utilize a dedicated AV like Bitdefender when sailing? Or do you still trust Windows Defender to take care of the higher risk while doing this?
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Sometimes AVs are literally viruses.

NegativeLookBehind, to memes in Sometimes with a very minor change to make it patentable again.
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Meth on the street: $40

Meth when they sing the name of the pill to you in a fancy commercial: $180

NegativeLookBehind, to asklemmy in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?
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You can just sue them afterwards!

NegativeLookBehind, to asklemmy in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?
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“I had sex with your…”

NegativeLookBehind, to memes in I think I just won
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Finally, a fucking stroganoff meme, it’s been weeks!

NegativeLookBehind, to memes in The neverending discussion about pasta, olive oil and just putting enough water... 10g salt, 100g pasta, at least 1L water e basta così ! No oil or you ruin the pasta/sauce synergy. 😃
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A bit of oil helps too

NegativeLookBehind, to memes in Gomennasai, baka
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Where’s the shitty pube neck beard?

NegativeLookBehind, to memes in Don't worry, ladies, I got this
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“Omg look how many chairs he’s carrying. I’m gonna fuck the bejesus into him later”

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