Ok so there's a thing called Colyte, thats the brand name. It is a polyethylene glycol electrolyte juice. You can ask for it at a pharmacy, they might have a different brand. It tastes pretty good. Now it'll get you real cleaned out, so you'll have to keep eating like some kind of horrific human centipede. Drink lots of water, stay hydrated.
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So uhh, step one: get cholera (it lives on shellfish, and plankton do with this what you will, lick some shells or something)
Step two: ingest cholera
Step three: try not to die