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Norgur, to memes in It never gets old

You hermetically seal her nether regions with the strongest est and water tightestes tape there will ever be? That's counterproductive.

Norgur, (edited ) to piracy in Amazon and Tolkein Estate force author to destroy all copies of his work. Only pirated copies will survive.

We've seen this with the Witcher, we've seen it with GoT, we've seen it with LOTR: super artistic production teams which have their heads so deep up their own arses and are entrenched so deeply inside that weird removed-from-reality Hollywood bubble that they legitimately think they know better how to interpret the lore some world renowned author made than the author himself. Always ends in mediocre showsand hilarious interviews with said production teams where

a) everybody is wrong but them
b) bUt OuR vIsIoN

Norgur, to comicstrips in The Circle of AI Life

Oi! You! Back into the matrix, you useless excuse for a AA cell!

Norgur, to memes in Fs in the chat

You tried your best and failed. Lesson is: don't try

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Norgur, to lemmyshitpost in Extinction Rebellion Global (@ExtinctionR@social.rebellion.global)
  1. Unrelated (it's from a line of "educational stories" by author Wilhelm Busch who wasn't too subtle with his messaging)
  2. That's unknown
  3. It's not clear from the story. The mother in the story warns her boy about the tailor cutting thumbs off of thumb suckers and when the child doesn't listen and the mother is away, said tailor just barges in, so there is an argument for it being a mythical tailor, but an argument for it being just your regular ass tailor as well.
  4. Unknown. Seems to be in their job description for some reason
Norgur, to lemmyshitpost in Extinction Rebellion Global (@ExtinctionR@social.rebellion.global)

A tailor will break into your house and cut your thumbs right off.

Norgur, to piracy in When a Torrent disappears from 1337x, how do you find out what happened?

Forget about the history. What "controversial movie" are we talking about?

Norgur, to asklemmy in How do I stop my cats from eating my plants?
Norgur, to memes in Ramen

Ramen... How can so many calories make you hungry again so fucking fast?

Norgur, (edited ) to asklemmy in Why is this sub so against jokes and more lighthearted posts?

Zis it outrageous!
We tschermans have very good humor, ja?A few days ago, I asked a philosopher to think for me, ja? He said he Kant. Isn't that funny?! KANT!

Norgur, to asklemmy in Why is this sub so against jokes and more lighthearted posts?

Kleine Taschenlampe?

Norgur, (edited ) to memes in Animals.
Norgur, (edited ) to memes in I can use the time to make memes

K lol

Norgur, to science_memes in On the other timeline...

Those barbaric Brits let it stand out in the open, so untill they learn how to take proper care of it, we have declared ourselves unilaterally to be the guardians of the monument and so we're absolutely justified in taking it.

Norgur, to lemmyshitpost in Bad day

I could have sworn that this was her armpit from the back

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