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Norgur, to asklemmy in What are your "poor person" money life hacks?

Yeah. Just take shit. If society can't take care of those in need, the needy cannot be blamed for taking matters into their own hands.

Norgur, to lemmyshitpost in Sorry

The pwnage is unending. Imagine being a baby made by a man and a woman! Embarrassing!

Norgur, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in What'll It Be?

My 16 day old son has shown me how weirdly babies tun into middle aged men when you sit them up and their head sinks towards the shoulders. This young fellow there is another example of that.

Norgur, to science_memes in bread is metal

Yeast for the yeast god

Norgur, to comicstrips in It's not paranoia! (Deogie Comics)

Remember kids: being diagnosed with paranoia doesn't mean that they are not watching you.

Norgur, to lemmybewholesome in Bonding time

That's literally years of my life!

Remember how you could jump around the roof of the bank of old Orgrimmar just so you would land on every part of the roof and never skip one of the struts? That's what "playing oW with the boys" is like. Talking about your day and jumping in a circle

Norgur, to lemmyshitpost in top shelf

This took me more re-reads than I'd like to admit.

Norgur, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in How do you like this, sexists?

Look how adorable she is doing her little ball dance. Women are mysterious and gracious creatures indeed. Too bad that they'll never.kick much farther than that because they are so weak and feeble things. Better have her home with the kids. She always says that she likes bring around them after all and she got really excited when I gave her that new skillet for her birthday, so she'll love to cook me some nice red meat with it. I'm all pro women and I will make sure mine has all the things she needs to fulfill her role in society.

/S fucking obviously

Norgur, (edited ) to lemmybewholesome in Need to take a nap

The early bird gets the worm they said.
You'll really be able to seize the day they said.

Fuck worms, fuck days, fuck this and fuck all of you. You lied.

Norgur, to lemmyshitpost in moist

That'd be humor that's artificially enhanced to look like wet humor.

Norgur, to memes in I live on the edge

I recently had a Knoppers at 09:15. I'm a rebel!

Norgur, to historyporn in Construction worker at the Hoover Dam, USA, 1931

I'm CIS, but dang that guy turns me on. What? I'm just a man and this fella is hot

Norgur, to memes in My 1070 is still going strong

You ain't missing anything in that front.

Norgur, (edited ) to piracy in Amazon and Tolkein Estate force author to destroy all copies of his work. Only pirated copies will survive.

We've seen this with the Witcher, we've seen it with GoT, we've seen it with LOTR: super artistic production teams which have their heads so deep up their own arses and are entrenched so deeply inside that weird removed-from-reality Hollywood bubble that they legitimately think they know better how to interpret the lore some world renowned author made than the author himself. Always ends in mediocre showsand hilarious interviews with said production teams where

a) everybody is wrong but them
b) bUt OuR vIsIoN

Norgur, to memes in Spicy rock

Softened babies everywhere! When I was young, we used.to carry uranium which was called stiffeldazzle at the time in our lunchboxes to energize the half potato we got for lunch.

We carried that stone with pride through the snow when we walked uphill both to and from school!

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