Num10ck

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Num10ck,

Bill and Ted Stop the 1/6 insurrection

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Its about war and not valuing human life. Slavic countries historically lose huge amounts of men on the battlefield over and over… so the ratio of available men to women are thrown way off. the surviving men take their pick of the litter for mates.

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how many of you have this kind of free space in your fridge?

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i think it would be better if REST was replaced by WANK

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shoot for repairability. the ones that drown all the components in styrofoam so you cant replace any pieces are not worth having. thermospa brand have the components all repairable. also the closer it is to your house the more you will use it. if you contact the manufacturer and ask what cancelled orders they have sitting around you can get a major discount like 30%+

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i’m gonna get downvoted for this, but the one i already have handy all the time: my phone.

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do whatever, but do it four times. on the beat is even better.

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i wonder what would happen if you just start acting really into it and singing along terribly with enthusiasm.

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but whats the point of pretending to be a dangerously overstocked warehouse? they would have done better with just a gigantic poster of ferris bueller in a towel.

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its got Scarlet Johannsen in it as a early teenager sister.

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i would guess theres a boy at her school who fits into that picture for her.

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maybe if we’re the only and first one, our odds of ‘success’ are much lower, and aint nobody gonna show up to guide us. if millions of previous had already ‘succeeded’ then its likely smooth sailing with a well tread path.

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dont wash strawberries until you are ready to eat them.

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i wonder what we would come up with if there was a contest to design a beautiful cell tower. a giant tulip? space needle? treehouse? inconvenience store? a blinky scroll tower?

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um what/who is Nedrid? google didn’t help

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more importantly: which celebrity voice should it have while being like this? gilbert gottfried? samuel jackson? mike tyson? fran drescher? bill burr? sam kineson? paris hilton?

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hotel lobby. hospital waiting room. train station. airport. church.

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i went during the strike not realizing it, and there were signs saying you could get a refund afterwards if you ask. more importantly: bring ear protection, my watch was measuring 90+ decibels for an hour+.

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Gatorade bottles. Trusted by truck drivers. Thats why Gatorade has no yellow flavors, and wide mouth jars with beveled edges.

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the Ellora caves deserve to be their own post. Idiots think aliens mustve built it because theres no debris field… I’m pretty sure its more likely that pilgrims took home small pieces of carved rock for centuries.

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duckduckgo.com only had 2 ads that were clearly identified when I just tried it. no idea how manipulated the rest of it is.

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