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Obi, (edited ) to asklemmy in People of Lemmy that take more than 5 seconds to start your car and drive, what are you doing?
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-> Seatbelt

-> Phone in holder + plug

-> Vape out + plug

-> Select destination in GPS

-> Stare into the void and contemplate the utter futility of existence

-> Select Music or podcast

-> Prepare any drinks or snacks for the trip

-> Drive off

Obi, to memes in Dog
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This is so bottom of the barrel humour but I audibly giggled.

Obi, (edited ) to comicstrips in "Millennial lingo" by Shen Comic
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> 50 = boomer < 25 = millennial

For everything else, there’s MasterCard

Obi, to lemmyshitpost in subs > dubs
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I think that’s pretty natural? If you weren’t getting any of the movie there’d be no points and we’d just read the subs on a kindle or something.

Obi, to mildlyinteresting in This bridge goes through the water and not over it, The Netherlands
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Don’t worry the Dutch know what they’re doing when it comes to water.

Obi, to science_memes in Orinthologists
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What a beautiful blue. Can you imagine if we all had different coloured ballsacks?

Obi, to comicstrips in Legibility [toonholechris]
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I love my metalhead brethren to bits but you gotta say this has real “let’s be different by being like everyone else” energy.

Obi, to memes in Remember when everything was so blocky?
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If they wanted me to pronounce it ping they should’ve spelled it ping.

Obi, to memes in Much Better
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My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

Obi, to memes in $1 grilled cheese
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This is post-hipster. Hipster would have cheese made from the milk of a specific goat you only find in one specific mountain in Peru, the bread would be sourdough baked right there in the truck and there’s a choice of 23 different toppings.

This is the reaction to that.

Obi, to lemmybewholesome in After watching the 2nd episode of 11th season of Futurama, I googled "Futurama S11E02 discussion" (without quotes) and Lemmy.world was the 2nd result. We can do it, guys.
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What is happening exactly?

Obi, to lemmyshitpost in Venus by Tuesday
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When you stop and actually think about our situation you realise how thin our operating margins are, we are at the mercy of whatever the planet does and our safety is subject to immediate dismissal should the conditions change. Worse of course are the random cosmic whims which could wipe us out instantly at any time e.g. comets, the sun going weird, etc.

Obi, to memes in Always wondered how they feel
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If they’re paying my wife 1 million a day she can kiss whoever they want.

Obi, to memes in I value this meme at eleventy billion and won't take a cent less
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Obi, to memes in Awww! That's so cute!
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Completely agree. They regularly ask us at daycare if we consent to our child being in such and such photos that are gonna get posted who knows where and used for who knows what. I’m sure a lot of parents agree without a second thought.

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