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ObviouslyNotBanana

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It’s me, Jack. Joseph Bidome! The banana controversy is just my opponent trying to distract you from my fantastic achievements as BOTUS. Bidome of the United Sticks.

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Kevin sorbo when

When Kevin sorbo makes a meme

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Check mate a-sorboists

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Yes, this thread is about Darwin Claus. Not other (scientifically) magical science peeps. I’m sorry people didn’t get your joke.

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There’s no way I’m getting to my car when opening a bag is this hard

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The joke is the same as in the picture. As in: since I’m having so much trouble opening this bag I will never get to my car because I’ll be stuck here trying to open this bag. Hope that helps!

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Instructions unclear, bag is stuck in my glasses

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The gold was inside of us all along

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Assuming babies are natural

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At least he got what he wanted. Here’s the sexy m&m

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Tucker loves m&ms with sexy boots

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Lemmy just check what community I’m in

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Dang it OP you silly goose

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Personally waiting for nut earth

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Seems totally normal to me.

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Satisfied, madam?

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I like how you named your cat Christian. Say hi to her from me!

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Pee is stored in the shaft

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It’s so you can tie it around the back with a rope. Either tying the hands together or something else so that when you tug it goes deeper.

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Those are some wonderful squeakers!

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Cum piss in the sex tent amirite

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The sex tent is on the poop deck and its full of sea men who use their cum piss

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https://media.tenor.com/6gnB5OxQHtEAAAAM/excel-microsoft.gif

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What? It seems like that is the peak.

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