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ObviouslyNotBanana

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It’s me, Jack. Joseph Bidome! The banana controversy is just my opponent trying to distract you from my fantastic achievements as BOTUS. Bidome of the United Sticks.

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ObviouslyNotBanana,
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God jul och glad fortsättning!

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Det är bra att man kan göra sig förstådd såhär i juletider.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Nä, julen är äldre än kristmässan.

ObviouslyNotBanana, (edited )
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In my country we say “Have a good Yule”.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Det var verkligen jättetråkigt :(

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Yes.

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I totally agree. I’ve seen some weird shit online. I’ve been to rotten dot com. But glass jar man is in a league of its own.

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You can search for an explanation of it but I’d never recommend actually watching the thing.

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Yeah the jar man is a staple of internet history.

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Weird sex

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Bed posts?

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That one definitely was the favorite

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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It’s the favorite

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Some good warmup and you’re golden, or so I’ve heard.

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I think it’s his wiener steamer

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https://media.tenor.com/81yZF2EdtWcAAAAM/my-name.gif

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That’s someone’s fetish

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I guess you could name a pet Earl Grey.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Remove lid from bottle, use straw.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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And the money to start that business is from: see above

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Millionaires either; a) rich parents or; b) freaking lucky in some other way.

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Tbf this is a fake-ass shitpost

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Yeah it’s definitely not true. The 52nd citation in this little “fact” sheet is a red flag too.

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I love that girl! Though I am not a lesbian.

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That’s what we call the double pokey

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