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ObviouslyNotBanana

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It’s me, Jack. Joseph Bidome! The banana controversy is just my opponent trying to distract you from my fantastic achievements as BOTUS. Bidome of the United Sticks.

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I just like eating from a takeaway box. The environmental impact makes me happy inside.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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The sex tent is on the poop deck and its full of sea men who use their cum piss

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Yeah the jar man is a staple of internet history.

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It’s so you can tie it around the back with a rope. Either tying the hands together or something else so that when you tug it goes deeper.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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I’m still confused about this big bick situation

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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I’m not addicted. I don’t flarp. I just use a small can of flarp when I feel like it, once in a while. Maybe once a day. That’s not flarping, that’s just reasonable use of flarp.

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They live on a military base and drive at 10 mph.

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I’ve never heard of a haircut taking 2 months!

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