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ObviouslyNotBanana

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It’s me, Jack. Joseph Bidome! The banana controversy is just my opponent trying to distract you from my fantastic achievements as BOTUS. Bidome of the United Sticks.

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I honestly don’t really see anything else that’s horribly wrong here. It’s a home made stove. I kind of like it

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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That’s true. I chose to trust the text that it was adjustable. I was about to write it but decided not to.

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I think the actual story that Alex “I don’t get enough oxygen when I sleep” Jones fudged that conspiracy theory from is way more interesting than turning frogs gay.

The pesticide atrazine apparently can turn male frogs into females.

And yes, Alex Jones recently said that he suffers from oxygen deficiency when he sleeps because of his “freakishly big neck” (or whatever words he used) which gives him visions from god.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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He does sometimes call them downloads, true.

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Just remember to look out for fire and good luck!

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