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OpenStars, to lemmyshitpost in The perfect cover song doesn't ex...
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I don’t know what to do. If I upvote this, then people will have to go through the agony that I did, in listening to this. :-( On the other hand, if I upvote this, then people will have to go through the agony that I did, in listening to this. :-)

Oh, no, there is no turning back now

You’ve woken up the demon in me

Get up, come on, get down with the sickness

Madness is the gift that has been given to me

OpenStars, (edited ) to memes in From the outside looking in, you can't understand it. And from the inside looking out, you can't explain it.
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Alright, I will sacrifice some of my karma for this, if it helps:-).

The meme is trying to wrangle the premise that “large corporations are (most often) bad” (which ofc is true:-P) into a humorous statement that engineers in the state of Texas have limited opportunities to find jobs.

The problem is that it messes up all the details - e.g. if you have ever heard of GameStop, Dell, or Texas Instruments (just to name 3) they all have their headquarters in Texas, plus numerous top tech companies have branches there like Samsung. A 5s Google search shows many, MANY more.

For extra context: moving between states is nothing at all like moving between countries - and e.g. the state of California has a GDP comparable to Germany - plus there are many jobs in the state of Texas for both Engineers and also non-Engineers, especially if someone is willing to make less money in exchange for other QoL factors (like living closer to family?) so… in short, it is not your fault for not understanding this meme.:-)

Though there must be just enough of something in it for it to have gotten this many upvotes, in spite of all that. As someone who hasn’t lived in Texas for many years, I must be on the outside looking in now and thus don’t get it:-P.

OpenStars, to lemmyshitpost in Are you not entertained?
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Dude, they’re cold. Everyone knows that you gotta warm them up first!

OpenStars, to lemmyshitpost in Double Barrel
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Yeah who wouldn’t want double the condiments? :-D

OpenStars, to lemmybewholesome in Conscientious
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Tomorrow literally never comes.

Today is almost literally all that we ever have - the rest is a hope/prayer/wish/thought/fantasy that will only ever become another Today just like now.

Seasons still exist though.

OpenStars, to memes in Ancient Rome and modern Lemmy
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Oh… what about this one?

OpenStars, to memes in Amogus
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Now that’s true love:-D.

OpenStars, to lemmyshitpost in Double Barrel
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^This person hot dogs, right here. Putting in the effort to do it right!

OpenStars, to lemmyshitpost in We do kind of suck...
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T-t-that’s not terrifying at all, n-n-nope!

OpenStars, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Try it yourself at home!
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You say marinara sauce, I say refrigerator blood, potatoe pohtato:-P

OpenStars, to comicstrips in Go into the woods and fight some strangers, son.
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Is that why there’s already heavy breathing behind the slammed door?

OpenStars, to comicstrips in Poor JC can’t even get delivery
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Hopefully he can find a Chinese place open for business:-).

OpenStars, to science_memes in despite all my rage IT keeps me trapped like a rat in a cage.
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Capitalism somehow means managers know better than you how STEM work should be done. Sigh… get used to it if you want to continue.:-| Make some FOSS on the side for fun?:-)

OpenStars, to lemmyshitpost in SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH 9/11 Was Cringe
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I see your rizz and raise you a skibidi. (probably b/c I like the way that word sounds in my head… sk-i-bi-di do dah day 🎵 🎶 )

Also, rizz means “the ability to attract a romantic or sexual partner” so… now I have to think about GWB strutting his stuff, thanks for that:-P (that’s surely what made me think of my own word… gotta flush it out somehow?)

OpenStars, to comicstrips in At Starbucks
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Last name Man. I’m looking for a Handsy Man here, will a Handsy Man please come grab this thing?

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