Patches

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Patches, (edited )

And they’re typically 100-150 wattage. You’re not going a whole lot with them.

Patches, (edited )

I imagine the same as every single laptop in existence. A big brick that sits on the floor and a very long cord.

Why couldn’t that work?

Other tools are way more power hungry than a drill. Someone gave me a m12 Vacuum as a gift and it can’t run for more than 15 minutes on battery which makes it extremely limited. Inside a customer’s home that is all I need but at home it’d be great to run it as a dust collection for a table saw.

Patches, (edited )

Maybe I am a gorilla but every time I buy Ryobi - it breaks before the first job is done.

I got a Ryobi pressure washer and not even 2 hours into washing - it exploded like a fuckin bomb. Home Depot gave me a refund for the pressure washer but not my pants.

Patches, (edited )

That’s crazy. That sounds like it should not be legal.

Why not just require they spend $200 to use a gift card? That way the store either keeps the $50 gift card in cash on the books, or they make $250 in sales.

Patches, (edited )

And in places where the money doesn’t ‘expire’ because it’s illegal.

They charge a ‘Maintenance free’ of like $1/month every month until it is worth $0.

Tbf I am shocked they have not started charging overdraft fees on them because “Fuck consumers” is the American way.

Patches,

But my special move is GUN

Patches,

Why would it count as anything but income?

GoFundMe isn’t some magical charity. It’s just online begging.

Patches, (edited )

Planning on swiping the package requires you to be local to the victim, and willing to assume a high level of risk and time - this is not often close to the truth. These people are often not even within the United State.

What you are describing exists but it would be far more likely that you would know them - and it’s a sloppy drunk family member/friend/coworker. They would not be in the game for long doing this.

Patches,

Dear Santeria for the dyslexic Cubans out there 🐔

Patches,

Hi yes, Mr drug dealer. Do u take credit?

Patches,

Of all the reasons to not have airless tires. This is the least likely answer.

If it were true - we wouldn’t allow regular people to own Chevy 750 15,000 trucks to drive to their office jobs.

Patches, (edited )

Slim Jim’s were the original forever chemicals. You ever seen one go bad?

Patches, (edited )

Except they can’t do the one other key function of a truck.

Tow

Patches,

Because most people these days still don’t know Edge is chromium based instead of Garbage based

Patches,

With that attitude…

Patches, (edited )

It means your temperatures are not compatible with human life. There is no confusion that 120% Hot would be “really fucking hot”.

Both of those temperatures mean you’re outside the human scale and should limit your time outside.

It’s pretty unclear that I can for a walk outside at 40 C but if I do that at 48C I might die.

Patches,

But why do I care when Water Boils at Sea level? What am I to do with that knowledge in my day to day? The 0-100 is irrelevant to me.

I’m dead long before water boils. And I’m very uncomfortable below water freezing but it won’t kill me quickly.

Patches,

I mean we use scales from 0 to 100 in every field. -18 to 38 is a scale used absolutely nowhere.

But I agree Humans can get used to pretty much anything, and once they do - it’s all they will prefer over the unknown.

Patches,

Why do you have to reset your keyboard, future boy?

Patches,

And that’s when you got rid of your local grocer?

Patches,

And you say 0 because that is always the amount you desire to purchase.

If it was regular check out I might have to purchase them but I certainly would not LIKE to do so.

Patches,

Sure! I’m transferring your call now!

Hangs up

Patches,

I see you answered 0 out of 5 stars. Janice in Support (whom you’ve never spoken to) will now get put on a PIP.

Disney is gouging customers with a near doubling of subscription costs. (sh.itjust.works)

Disney is raking its customers over the coals with a 75% price hike for their annual subscription (originally $80.) People wonder why piracy is on the rise.Multiple commenters are saying I’m off base about the 75% price increase. My payment less than a year ago was $79.99. Here’s the proof.

Patches,

But you can password share Disney Plus? Ask us how we know

Patches,

It ain’t free my dude. You’re paying 100% of it. You just don’t have a choice.

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