PrunesMakeYouPoop

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PrunesMakeYouPoop,

experts exchange dot com

PrunesMakeYouPoop,
  1. Wait until you have to fart while coworker is away from desk.
  2. Position sphincter directly above the tube in the office chair.
  3. Lower chair as far as it will go.
  4. Fart as you raise the chair as high as it will go, sucking the gassy shit particles into the tube.
  5. Walk away.
  6. Watch the carnage when coworker sits and lowers the chair.
PrunesMakeYouPoop,

Clear tape works really well, because the mouse will still work, but terribly.

PrunesMakeYouPoop,

Depends on the chair, I suppose. It definitely worked on the chairs I had in the US Navy back in 2006.
It doesn't matter though, you're still farting in their chair either way.

PrunesMakeYouPoop,

Profiting?

PrunesMakeYouPoop,

Demolition edition? I'ma need SIX seashells for this.

PrunesMakeYouPoop,

Setting VPN to Poland works.

PrunesMakeYouPoop,

I've not had any problems with that. It's pretty flat. I've only had problems with pockets shredding with my old thick wallet. It's definitely the most comfortable wallet I've ever owned.

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