Raiderkev

@Raiderkev@lemmy.world

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Raiderkev,

Lol, I used to hang out with Jenna way back in HS. I knew she was writing books, didn’t know she had a YouTube channel and/or was successful at it. That’s cool to hear.

Raiderkev,

A big reason is phone manufacturers purposefully restrict the amount of storage on devices and killed expandable storage so that you will be forced use the cloud for everything, and if you want more space on your phone, you need to pay way more money than it actually costs for the difference in hardware cost. We certainly have the technology to have more storage room for media on our devices, but you know… Enshittification.

Raiderkev,

I watched that same video, and it inspired me to upgrade my microwave game. I’ve had the same one for like a decade and it sucked. New one has all the bells / whistles and does air frying too. It’s night and day compared to the old one

Raiderkev,

Do I have to listen to him rant about how the CIA is trying to kill him or whatever? If so, pass. Ya know what? Even if not.

Raiderkev,

I kept my epic beard during the 'demic, n the most annoying thing was wearing a mask n having it leave an imprint in the beard n fucking it all up. Now I just have a low-key boring beard. I kinda miss the ole bushy bastard.

Raiderkev,

I feel like fire was ours unless it’s just been a localized slang. I feel like I’ve been saying it for like 10 years, maybe more. Maybe I just got the ole dementia.

Raiderkev,

I’m pretty satisfied with Hart which is a Walmart brand. Keeping my fingers crossed, but no issues so far after a couple years.

Raiderkev,

I SAID IT’S FOURWORDSALLLOWERCASE BUT THEY’RE CAPITALIZED DUMBASS!

Raiderkev,

By the end of the year? You don’t have too long

Raiderkev,

Got the instance right for sure.

Raiderkev,

This one guy I worked with might have been homeless. The dude smelled like feet, old people and idk, ranch dressing? He claimed he had a medical reason that he smelled so bad, but idk. The dude always looked greasy as fuck like he hadn’t showered in 2 or 3 weeks. He was also notoriously slow at his job. The guy was a bagger at a grocery store, and only worked closing shifts. Other departments that were short handed would always steal the baggers when they had people call out sick. One night our department gets a call saying was the seafood department was asking for help.

Well, guess who I sent over there? Honestly, I just wanted to get him out of the department because he literally made the whole department reek. Turns out when you are surrounded by raw seafood, it’s harder to notice the guy smells so bad. He eventually would go on to work there and meat department, and I heard after I left, the management actually gave him the team member of the year award. I would have never in a hundred years guessed he’d have gotten that, but I was glad it worked out for him.

Raiderkev,

A buddy from college is a somewhat famous twitch streamer. I remember seeing him a few years after college and asking what he was up to, and couldn’t believe he was making any money just streaming himself playing League. My brain couldn’t comprehend who would want to watch that. That was like 10 years ago, and dude is still doing it, and hasn’t worked a real job in a decade. I’m low key jealous AF.

Raiderkev,

Was it a nice funeral at least?

Raiderkev,

That 2fa is proper garbage when your phone breaks. My wife’s phone broke, and I couldn’t get her authorized on the new phone bc 2fa. I logged into a desktop that she was logged in on, got the code and everything, but that apparently wasn’t good enough. Needed to be able to respond to a text on the phone that didn’t work, or wait 48 hours before customer service could do anything.

Same thing with find my device. Usually, when you want to find your device, you’re not going to have your device on you. If you lose your phone in a public place now, you’re fucked until you can get back to another device you’re logged in on. Wife also lost her phone on a trip. Here, use mine to log into your account and track it. Nope, need 2fa to get into find my. Like, I’m low-key tempted to just turn it off and be less secure after having 2 shit experiences as a result of it. I won’t because security and all, but damn.

Raiderkev,

Or u know, live in California where the boomer who owns the house is paying 1200 in property tax.

Raiderkev,

I mean obviously his name is Terry Bollea. C’mon man

Raiderkev,

I’m sure you can find one on AliExpress.

Raiderkev,

cnet.com/…/samsung-sch-a950-verizon-wireless-revi…

This beast. Yeah, it has an mp3 player in it so I could put all my tunes from Kazaa on there.

Raiderkev,

Well, have I got a solution for you. Have you ever heard of beans?

Raiderkev,

Ya know, what’s a stabbing every few months?

Raiderkev, (edited )

I still don’t get how the punishment for any crime is to not have to work or pay rent… Maybe there’s something to this whole life of crime thing?

Raiderkev,

Just wait til it uses the camera on your phone to track your eyes and will pause every time you look away.

Raiderkev,

The grea’er good

Raiderkev,

A friend once took a sharpie to a buddy’s name tag at work, changing Craig to Graig. At first he couldn’t figure out why the customers kept calling him Greg, then some lady said something like "I’ve never seen such a unique spelling of the name Graig before. He looked down n saw his name tag. Hilarity ensued. 10/10 would recommend to anyone who works with a Craig at a job that people wear name tags for.

Raiderkev,

Cool original? Where TF is it called this? I know it’s Cool American in Europe, never seen cool original.

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