Rhynoplaz

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Rhynoplaz,

I love the idea of adults with loose teeth as their tenth set of teeth comes in.

Rhynoplaz,

I’d feel sad about the future every time I thought about having to poop out the front.

Rhynoplaz,

Let’s apply RPG sleep rules.

You can go for weeks without sleep, but when you do sleep, you awaken fully healed.

Rhynoplaz,

That’s funny, one of my friends gave me T-shirt with HER name on it. I don’t know when I’ll ever wear a shirt that says MrsDoyle. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Rhynoplaz,

I’m going to guess that they do not approve of those games and think that the wife is an inferior person because she enjoys something that they don’t.

Rhynoplaz,

I don’t. I know they exist, and I could probably have one set up in under ten minutes, but I just don’t care.

And I know what they do. I know what they collect. I used to sell online ads for the local paper, geomapping and all that shit. They still know.

Rhynoplaz,

Walking in with your Newton, acting like you own the place!

Rhynoplaz, (edited )

I’ll play Mage Knight with you. I own it. Never played it, but I own it.

Rhynoplaz,

One of us! One of us!

Rhynoplaz,

Has gained weight is different than is fat.

She could have gone from 97lbs to 98lbs. Gained weight, but not fat.

Rhynoplaz,

Can confirm.

Rhynoplaz,

When the poor have more money than the rich and are willing to give it up.

Rhynoplaz,

That’s why they worked him into one of their animated intro logos a few years ago.

Rhynoplaz,

Trickle down economics

Rhynoplaz,

I forgot about that shit! 😂

Rhynoplaz,

God damn I love this place!

Rhynoplaz,

Aww, shucks, I’m just trying to do my part and spread some joy. You all are too kind! ☺️

Rhynoplaz,

You feed me topics. I comment on them. Everyone thinks I’m hilarious. That’s all.

Rhynoplaz,

I’d imagine at least a few rock stars were made fun of for being in band or chorus. Can’t speak to it personally though

Rhynoplaz,

I mean, they weren’t wrong.

Rhynoplaz,

I understand that when you ask a “would you rather” question and someone says neither, that takes all the fun out of it, but this isn’t one of those questions.

Maybe it’s how you framed it, with these people being our children, because nothing you’ve mentioned in the hypothetical would affect how much I value each kid.

It’s like setting up a trolley dilemma with two cars on the tracks, and asking if you’d rather save the red car, or the black car. The question is moot because I don’t have any useful information. How many people are in them? Who are the people? I don’t care if the destroyed car is red or black, just like how my children’s jobs have no relevance on what I will to them.

Might be worth taking a moment to think about why YOU value these things (or think others do) enough to ask the question.

Rhynoplaz,

That’s the thing with ancient wisdom. Over thousands of years, it either stands true and turns into common sense, or is replaced with better modern wisdom.

Rhynoplaz,

Oh shit. It’s a new month, isn’t it?

Rhynoplaz,

Nice try, DC.

Rhynoplaz,

I believe the question was “how do you fuck it up” not make everything better.

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