RizzRustbolt

@RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world

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RizzRustbolt,

“In case anything happens, I brought my mummification tools just in case.”

RizzRustbolt,

Sure. Let’s throw a Greg Evigan in there and then sink the whole thing in the ocean.

RizzRustbolt,

More memes? Or just the same memes, but of a lesser quality?

RizzRustbolt,

I write French sevens because it pissed off all the managers at the IRS.

RizzRustbolt,

Like fluorine. The chemical so dangerous that there’s an entire branch of science devoted to it.

RizzRustbolt,

Using these bagels for evil would be like beating a unicorn to death with a bag of rainbows.

RizzRustbolt,

Pushing Daisies.

RizzRustbolt,

No, I want to speak with a real Mastermind.

RizzRustbolt,

Yep, there will always be room for humans in the suffering industry.

RizzRustbolt,

If they didn’t make the DOONK sound, it wouldn’tbe a problem.

RizzRustbolt,

If I put something down and it is slightly unbalanced, I’ll reposition it and then point my finger at it accusingly so it doesn’t fall over.

RizzRustbolt,

You’re not mysterious! You’re just a jerk!

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