Fun Definitely Not Made Up Fact: The sea-stars that you find on the beach are actually the disembodied heads sent out like probes by one mega-mother-sea-star that sits miles away at the bottom of the ocean, biding her time until she can finally resurface and enslave whats left of humanity.
Not that I’m holding out hope of finding true love, but if I’m getting married and the vows aren’t something like this, then I’m calling the whole thing off.