SatansMaggotyCumFart

@SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world

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SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Chilli is the best foreplay for ass play.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

During this month I practice retrograde ejaculation. You jam your finger into your taint just as you cum, and it re-directs the ejaculate into the bladder.

This is the No-Nut-November loophole.

(P.S. masturbation is a healthy part of life if practiced in a responsible and consensual manner)

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I think she looked crazy hot with that sexy suit.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

It’s okay, you can just admit you’re full of shit.

It’s the internet, no one really cares.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Why would I PM with you?

I’m interacting with you on a public forum and if you don’t like to do that maybe Lemmy isn’t the right choice of social media for you.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Your instance and my instance admins can read PMs.

I can publicly post those pictures of our conversations.

Nauru is the smallest country by population and has 12 688 people so you still wouldn’t be doxxed.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Why would I PM with you?

I’m interacting with you on a public forum and if you don’t like to do that maybe Lemmy isn’t the right choice of social media for you

I’m not the one asking for examples, I’m the one telling you that you’re full of shit.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Nice conversation.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

No problem, if you can’t continue to have a public conversation you have nothing of value to say anyways.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

No.

You say what you want to say publicly or I continue to assume you’re acting in bad faith.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Dude, pussy is great so what the fuck are you on about?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Unless you’re full of shit because then you become an asshole.

But dicks also fuck assholes.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

How about Danny DeVito.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

God creating a parasite that eats children’s eyes.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Everyone knows the best SimCity was for the Commodore 64.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Put one in Diet Coke for science.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

If the father, son and holy ghost had an orgy would it be a threesome or just masturbating?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

There’s dozens of us.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

It wasn’t last weekend, it was the ninth.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

It’s not blue.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I wish Lemmy kept records of all edits.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Not if it is in a puddle.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

This meme is just confused shit.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Tactical dragon Godzilla queefs.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Remember when they used to print memes in the newspaper?

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