Semi-Hemi-Demigod

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, 2 years ago

If you like Dirk Gently you’ll probably like Mrs. Davis

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, 2 years ago

Yep. We'll still have a shitty health care system, a shitty education system, a shitty transportation system, a shitty housing system, a shitty food system, a shitty economic system, and a shitty diplomatic system.

But goddamn do we have a lot of guns so we've got that going for us.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, 2 years ago

I agree, which is why I've been voting in local and primary elections since 2000. And it doesn't work because the system of government we have is shitty, old, and broken.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, 2 years ago

I guess the entire world going straight to hell at 300 mph is better than at 400 mph. Still going to hell, though.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, 2 years ago

Voting is like paying taxes: It sucks, you don’t get anything you want, but not voting leads to problems.

I mainly vote to prove it doesn’t help and I haven’t been proven wrong since 2000

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, 2 years ago

The show is so well done I don't even mind that it's not like the books

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, 2 years ago

Especially when one of their main competitors was called CineMAX

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, 2 years ago

The Constitution was literally the best a bunch of doped-up, syphilitic slaveholders could come up with to replace the divine right of kings. They even had a first try with the Articles of Confederation and fucked that up.

We really need to stop teaching kids that a system of government written by people who used leeches to cure hysteria is the greatest thing ever created.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, 2 years ago

Climate change will also kill capitalism and can signal aliens far away.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, 2 years ago

Nope

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, 2 years ago (edited 2 years ago)

When I asked my parents they said "We did it in case you wanted to marry a Jewish girl." It didn't make any sense at that time either, but since I don't have any problems with it and have never known my penis any other way, I don't really mind.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, 2 years ago

One thing that's guaranteed to get me to exercise more is knowing there's a mosh pit in three months.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, 2 years ago

Back in the 90s Apple was going to die, so they decided to allow people to make Mac clones like you could make PC clones. After about a year they stopped that because the clone makers were running them out of business.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, 2 years ago

Spinning is so much cooler than not spinning

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, 2 years ago

If you squint it kinda looks like they're wearing all denim

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, 2 years ago

I've seen kids that age test this theory

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, 2 years ago

Anyone who - upon learning they are made of atoms - does not try to align them with another object so they may pass through it, lacks a scientific mind.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, 2 years ago

Posadist gang checking in

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, 2 years ago

Mariner fucks who Mariner wants to fuck. There's so much variation in alien genitals it's impossible to have only two options.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, 2 years ago

You had me at "get weird."

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, 2 years ago

Yet again our modern oligarchs show how lame they are.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, 2 years ago

Aww, I like Okona. I think he would have made a great Riker

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, 2 years ago

Thanks! I don't really have a stuffy nose as it all seems to be draining into my lungs (yummy) but I'm gonna try a Claritin to see if it helps

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, 2 years ago

Thank you so much for this tip! I took some knock-me-out nigh time meds and noticed they had an antihistamine, so this morning I took a clairitin.

My sinuses are clear and draining well, and my ears unclogged as well. I’d call it a miracle if I didn’t know it was science.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, 2 years ago

Kevin is always. Kevin is eternal. Kevin shall always be.