Shieldtoad

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Shieldtoad,

When Americans make Mac and cheese does it usually only contain macaroni and cheese? Or do they add other things?

Here in Belgium we call it macaroni with ham and cheese because we put pieces of ham in it.

Shieldtoad,

From now on I’ll pronounce Worcester as whore Chester.

Shieldtoad,

I blocked those bots.

Shieldtoad,

I know that place. The borders between the Ellestraat (Hulst, NL) and the Hellestraat (Stekene, BE).

The right side of the street on the Belgian part is actually Dutch for a few 100 meters. If you look around on street view the part with a bicycle lane is Belgian, the part without it is Dutch.

Shieldtoad,

!aww !aww !cat !cats !cats !catsstandingup !superbowl !opossums !raccoons !trashpandas !gatze !meow_irl !bats !birding !animalswithjobs !catswithjobs !catsareliquid !oneorangebraincell !torties !illegallysmolcats

Some of them aren’t very active but I hope they’ll gain popularity by linking to them.

Shieldtoad,

Half of the posts I see are about awesome animals like cats, dogs, owls, bats, opossums and racoons.

Shieldtoad,

Funeral homes will try to guilt trip you to go for the most expensive options by saying it will be the last thing you can do for your loved ones.

Shieldtoad,

shitheadsteve.com/…/president-donald-trump-prank-…

Shieldtoad,

Loving Reaper by Jenny Jinya.

Shieldtoad,

Watch out you don’t get licked by Haunter.

Shieldtoad,

My dog laid this dick shaped turd in 2018

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/082689df-d993-4410-abab-14933ed9c85f.jpeg

Shieldtoad,

Around 3 years ago I dreamed I overslept and woke up at 6:31. I have to leave home around 6:10 to be on time for work.

That morning I woke up on time, but when I got in my car its clock showed it was 6:31. I didn’t understand how it could be that late and checked the time on my phone. Turned out the car was showing the wrong time, which happened to be the same time as in my dream.

Last month I overslept and woke up at 6:31.

Shieldtoad,

It said favorite dream, not worst nightmare.

Shieldtoad,

See you later

Shieldtoad,

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/2559c66d-08f9-4b15-85dc-0db420821641.jpeg

Shieldtoad,

Get a cat and wake up with a butthole in your face.

Shieldtoad,

Get a new battery and in a couple of days the original battery will appear in a place you have checked multiple times.

Shieldtoad,

Just put a vuvuzela in the exhaust pipe.

Shieldtoad,

I would fall down the stairs and then apologize and give the cat treats because I hurt it.

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