Sotuanduso

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Sotuanduso,

Except for death…

Unless you’re Jesus.

Sotuanduso,

Yum!

Sotuanduso,

I dunno if it’s a great idea to warn kids about the goat god who shoots up schools, but you do you I guess.

Sotuanduso,

I’m in the walls.

Sotuanduso,

Thought I might find that here. Thanks for being comedic.

…unless you’re being serious…

Sotuanduso,

Nah, I think the comic’s pretty legit.

Sotuanduso,

Is this a joke or are you saying they should have put a flag up too?

Sotuanduso,

Put Earth in a box and pump the heat outside.

Sotuanduso,

Finally, a candidate wanting to fight climate change.

Sotuanduso,

It wasn’t brought back to Italy much?

Sotuanduso,

How else are you gonna kill two stones with one bird?

Sotuanduso,

I’ve seen my fair share of non-jokes here, especially political ones.

Sotuanduso,

I didn’t think it was a joke.

Sotuanduso,

Every time I wake up in the middle of the night I drink like .75L of water again.

Sotuanduso,

The times I have to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.

Sotuanduso,

And that’s something we can look into, but it’s no reason to stop walkable towns.

Sotuanduso,

Buddy, that’s Peregrin. You’re thinking of the type of falcon.

Sotuanduso,

Like a corndog, or…?

Wait, that didn’t clarify at all.

Sotuanduso,

Anti-mosquitoes first please. I have yet to hear a single good point in defense of mosquitoes (unless they just went down the memory hole.)

Sotuanduso,

No take, only throw.

Sotuanduso,

I get that too. Not necessarily an ADHD thing.

Sotuanduso,

I eat pizza nearly every day and can confirm, it doesn’t necessarily make you fat (but ask me again in a few months ; ) .)

However, I don’t think that’s an applicable comparison here because pizza is a potential cause of fatness, not a symptom of it.

Sotuanduso,

Yeah, this is a great reflection on everyone else on the net. But not me, of course. I’m better than that.

Sotuanduso,

You can get around those rules by spelling it wrong.

Pheet.

Sotuanduso,

Flows a bit better if you just use little psychic instead of little person psychic. Or maybe short psychic so it’s not as obvious.

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