SpaceNoodle

@SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world

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What is good to eat when you have no appetite?

I am super sick right now and haven’t eaten much in a few days. It’s getting to the point where I am gonna need to force myself to eat something to keep my strength up but everything just sounds terrible to me right now. I have been subsisting mostly on small glasses of milk and the occasional packet of instant oatmeal....

SpaceNoodle,

Cauliflower isn’t good, tho.

SpaceNoodle,

I don’t think it would help to induce vomiting.

SpaceNoodle,

if they were smart

I gotta stop you right there

SpaceNoodle,

Oh, so your excuse is that you’re illiterate?

SpaceNoodle,

Last time I had a bag of Wow! chips, I couldn’t stop shitting the rest of the day.

SpaceNoodle,

When I shat my pants at work, I just told my boss that I needed to leave and he said “OK.” You don’t even have to think about the shit in your pants with mutual trust and respect.

SpaceNoodle,

Of course; I just wanted to share my personal situation and pants-shitting scenario.

SpaceNoodle,

Or medical providers, professional contacts, service providers …

SpaceNoodle,

OK? That’s not the point.

SpaceNoodle, (edited )

Bro, smartphones haven’t even existed for 20 years

You’re talking as if everybody was carrying around pocket calculators the day they were invented

SpaceNoodle,

I don’t know what you think you proved. I’ve never met anyone as obtuse as you before.

SpaceNoodle,

Of course. But, again, that’s not everyone. Not everyone went out and bought pocket calculators and carried them around everywhere.

SpaceNoodle,

… but they’re all “unsafe”

SpaceNoodle,

I reject your reality and substitute my own

SpaceNoodle,

You’re a stupid name for a horse.

SpaceNoodle,

There’ll be a robot to beat the kids for you.

SpaceNoodle,

Do they speak English in What?

SpaceNoodle,

I haven’t seen one of these ever before.

SpaceNoodle,

I’m reading back through them now, they’re fantastic

SpaceNoodle,

Don’t come back until you’ve watched Pulp Fiction.

SpaceNoodle,

Three Peter Dinklages in a trenchcoat

SpaceNoodle,

If I’m lucky they know the right aisle.

My local Ace Hardware is fully staffed by highly knowledgeable people, though. It’s well worth the extra few bucks.

SpaceNoodle,

No, WordPress started in 2003.

SpaceNoodle,

No

SpaceNoodle,

This is why I always fry some extra decoy onions.

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