SpaceNoodle

@SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world

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SpaceNoodle,

I reject your reality and substitute my own

SpaceNoodle,

If I’m lucky they know the right aisle.

My local Ace Hardware is fully staffed by highly knowledgeable people, though. It’s well worth the extra few bucks.

SpaceNoodle,

Don’t come back until you’ve watched Pulp Fiction.

SpaceNoodle,

Do they speak English in What?

SpaceNoodle,

I’m reading back through them now, they’re fantastic

SpaceNoodle,

I haven’t seen one of these ever before.

SpaceNoodle,

There’ll be a robot to beat the kids for you.

SpaceNoodle,

Anybody who hasn’t shit their pants between their teens and their thirties is lying about it

SpaceNoodle,

Last time I had a bag of Wow! chips, I couldn’t stop shitting the rest of the day.

What is good to eat when you have no appetite?

I am super sick right now and haven’t eaten much in a few days. It’s getting to the point where I am gonna need to force myself to eat something to keep my strength up but everything just sounds terrible to me right now. I have been subsisting mostly on small glasses of milk and the occasional packet of instant oatmeal....

SpaceNoodle,

There was a period of time when I wore only carpenter jeans so I could fit my TI-83 in my pocket and I’m still not ashamed

SpaceNoodle, (edited )

Bro, smartphones haven’t even existed for 20 years

You’re talking as if everybody was carrying around pocket calculators the day they were invented

SpaceNoodle,

I don’t know what you think you proved. I’ve never met anyone as obtuse as you before.

SpaceNoodle,

🙄

SpaceNoodle,

Or medical providers, professional contacts, service providers …

SpaceNoodle,

OK? That’s not the point.

SpaceNoodle, (edited )

No native English speaker would say it like you said.

SpaceNoodle,

Of course. But, again, that’s not everyone. Not everyone went out and bought pocket calculators and carried them around everywhere.

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