SpaceNoodle

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SpaceNoodle,

They can come too

SpaceNoodle,

Tell me you’re from the Midwest without telling me you’re from the Midwest

SpaceNoodle,

Beggars can’t be choosers

SpaceNoodle,

So am I, but I’ve put in enough time that I think I’ve earned eternal orgies

SpaceNoodle,

I’d like a couple misses as well thanks

SpaceNoodle,

What work do you do that’s better than orgies?

SpaceNoodle,

It’s just a bit warm, have the orgy in the shade

SpaceNoodle,

If you’re a big fat liar

SpaceNoodle,

*breathe

SpaceNoodle,

Sadly, the “right headspace” for me involves either several drinks in quick succession, or it being my wedding.

SpaceNoodle,

Doesn’t balance well with how I’m trying to deal with my alcoholism.

SpaceNoodle,

Sit in my chair with my back to the wall

Sit in my chair with my back to the wall

Sit in my chair with my back to the wall

Sit in my chair with my back to the wall

SpaceNoodle,

New theory: the typewriter is in love with you, and will kill its owners in order to stay with you.

SpaceNoodle,

Well, for starters, you don’t type “9n” by accident.

SpaceNoodle,

It’s gotta be worth a lot more than that since it has the power to kill people.

SpaceNoodle, (edited )

No, they’re super!

If you give the typewriter to someone else, either they’ll die or you will …

Wait, how much did you use that typewriter before your mother passed?

SpaceNoodle,

I just don’t want it cluttering up my search suggestions

SpaceNoodle, (edited )

Likewise; it’s an oxymoron

SpaceNoodle,

Joke’s on them, I have no idea what company this is.

SpaceNoodle,

Sudden onset cardiomegaly

SpaceNoodle,

Fewer

SpaceNoodle,

Megacolon

SpaceNoodle, (edited )

It’s not in order to justify our existence, but to merely be able to exist. There are zero guarantees of having our basic needs met; we need money to even have a chance.

SpaceNoodle,

me were looking

SpaceNoodle,

If your discharge is yellow, consult a physician

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