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SpaceNoodle, 1 year ago (edited 1 year ago) to lemmyshitpost in That's certainly one way to smooth things out... There’s less of a pucker after the orifice has been dilated
There’s less of a pucker after the orifice has been dilated
SpaceNoodle, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in trash You didn’t have to install Twitter.
You didn’t have to install Twitter.
SpaceNoodle, 1 year ago to memes in Lies! Deception! Technically that counts as washing
Technically that counts as washing
SpaceNoodle, 1 year ago to programmer_humor in Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police Oh, so your excuse is that you’re illiterate?
Oh, so your excuse is that you’re illiterate?
SpaceNoodle, 1 year ago to science_memes in Still researching algorithms? Got bad news, Rust now has all the algorithms … but they’re all “unsafe”
… but they’re all “unsafe”
SpaceNoodle, 1 year ago to memes in Hits close to home Not in Freedomtopia
Not in Freedomtopia
SpaceNoodle, 1 year ago to science_memes in Its diving speed during flight is more than 300 km (186 miles) per hour, making it not only the world’s fastest bird but also the world’s fastest animal. It’s only “fast” because it’s just falling.
It’s only “fast” because it’s just falling.
SpaceNoodle, 1 year ago to memes in Do yourself a favor My colleague’s ex made the best coleslaw. It was actually edible, and was delicious.
My colleague’s ex made the best coleslaw. It was actually edible, and was delicious.
SpaceNoodle, 1 year ago to memes in and where did that bring you? You’d think it would work on other boy bands as well
You’d think it would work on other boy bands as well
SpaceNoodle, 1 year ago to mildlyinteresting in Pudding used to come in cans They used to just squeeze it right into your open hands.
They used to just squeeze it right into your open hands.
SpaceNoodle, 1 year ago to memes in Everything I need is still in in the old settings windows that haven't changed in 23 years You misspelled “Windows 3.1”
You misspelled “Windows 3.1”
SpaceNoodle, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Why is she making KD at 1:30 am? It’s because, unlike y’all, we sometimes eat things other than mac & cheese for dinner.
It’s because, unlike y’all, we sometimes eat things other than mac & cheese for dinner.
SpaceNoodle, 1 year ago to memes in 6÷2(1+2) Right, because 5 rounds down to 4.5
Right, because 5 rounds down to 4.5
SpaceNoodle, 1 year ago to memes in Not inaccurate That’s a waste of precious cheese-eating time.
That’s a waste of precious cheese-eating time.
SpaceNoodle, 1 year ago to memes in Upholders of the social contract “… and that’s gonna be sooner than you think.”
“… and that’s gonna be sooner than you think.”