SpaceNoodle

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SpaceNoodle,

my wife crushes hot dogs with a rolling pin

SpaceNoodle,

we make our OWN cheddar biscuits and it is healthier with tastier flavor

SpaceNoodle,

Remember the time NASA burnt up $200MM in the Martian atmosphere because some chucklehead was using pound-seconds? Maybe let’s sort out shit out.

SpaceNoodle,

I’m already older, I was talking to that guy

SpaceNoodle,

Yeah, I can start investing all none of the money I’d had in college

SpaceNoodle,

That means that you have to mount them first.

SpaceNoodle,

It’s powered by Bing. You get the same results if you just use regular Bing without the bird decorations.

SpaceNoodle,

It’s just Bing with extra steps.

SpaceNoodle,

I reject your reality and substitute my own

SpaceNoodle,

When I shat my pants at work, I just told my boss that I needed to leave and he said “OK.” You don’t even have to think about the shit in your pants with mutual trust and respect.

SpaceNoodle,

You never did it, but still made money for claiming that you had?

SpaceNoodle,

Meanwhile I have to install links manually

SpaceNoodle,

It’s what Ubuntu once strove to be.

SpaceNoodle,

Ding ding ding

I’m a Linux veteran and just slapped Mint on my Surface because I want something that just works before I start tinkering.

SpaceNoodle,

I used to keep vodka in the freezer

SpaceNoodle,

I never imagined flan as something purchased premade and eaten cold, so idfk.

SpaceNoodle,

Why wouldn't it be? It provides fascinating insight into the dietary and hygienic habits of our precursors.

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