SpaceNoodle

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SpaceNoodle,

I dunno, sometimes my indoor cats step into the liminal dimension just to make me panic

SpaceNoodle,

Don’t slander cheese like that.

SpaceNoodle,

GIF is an acronym for Giraffe Interchange Format.

SpaceNoodle,

The US doesn’t use imperial units, though. The US customary units share names with imperial units, but they are significantly different.

SpaceNoodle,

You smush bug with shoe

It’s not a joke

SpaceNoodle,

alot

your stupid

Ironic.

SpaceNoodle,

That’s the gist of how it likely works; the wake word is detected by an “always on” audio DSP, but a software mode prevents the passing of microphone data back up to the SoC. I’m actually quite familiar with Amazon Echo engineering design, and they implement the “mute” feature in a manner that takes privacy seriously: the LED indicator on that button is hardwired to only turn on when the microphone is literally powered off. Thus, an Echo device can’t even manage such a cheeky response, nor can a software bug or hack enable listening while the mute button is lit.

SpaceNoodle,

If your discharge is yellow, consult a physician

SpaceNoodle,

No, better not try to communicate with your partner at all. Vague, coded messages at an absolute maximum.

SpaceNoodle,

No, it’s just stupid.

SpaceNoodle,

You probably smell like cigarettes because of the smoking

SpaceNoodle,

How did a one-year-old remember that?

SpaceNoodle,

Three Peter Dinklages in a trenchcoat

SpaceNoodle,

“Oh yeah and it’s also a phone”

SpaceNoodle,

I’d just say “you’re welcome.”

SpaceNoodle,

Do you have any dressing for that word salad?

SpaceNoodle,

Couldn’t stand all those other actors she was fucking, eh?

SpaceNoodle,

The buttplug manufacturer who said it was 100% silicone.

SpaceNoodle,

Time for Spanish to have a new word for “light bulb!”

Seriously, this does highlight the inherent biases we find in AI language models. Also I don’t need a robot to be condescending to me; it needs to go fuck itself now more than ever.

SpaceNoodle,

I prefer emacs

SpaceNoodle,

No, that’s using diabetes to fight children.

SpaceNoodle,

For a week?

SpaceNoodle,

More like $20.

SpaceNoodle,

I thought this was just supposed to be a 100% feel-good cartoon

SpaceNoodle,

#2 isn’t wrong tho

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