SpaceNoodle

@SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world

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SpaceNoodle,

So how’s it pronounced?

SpaceNoodle,

*it’sn’t

SpaceNoodle,

LOL

SpaceNoodle,

If their childhood was anything like mine, the impotence wouldn’t be fixed by knowledge.

SpaceNoodle,

Nobody with money to invest is going to listen to a manic six-year-old.

SpaceNoodle,

Found the Canadian

SpaceNoodle,

5/7 is perfect

SpaceNoodle,

Why don’t I remember this episode?

SpaceNoodle,

I dunno, money can also buy a jet ski

SpaceNoodle,

Happiness is just a lack of unhappiness

SpaceNoodle,

I bet you don’t even breed your own chickens

SpaceNoodle,

I thought he didn’t really have a social life.

SpaceNoodle,

Can a young person translate this for us? Is it already past their bedtime?

SpaceNoodle, (edited )

No, most cloverleaves use single lanes, and the resultant curves make them resemble the leaf of a clover.

SpaceNoodle,

What work do you do that’s better than orgies?

SpaceNoodle,

There’ll be a robot to beat the kids for you.

SpaceNoodle,

What the fuck is an Internet?

SpaceNoodle,

Hell no. I can’t have my server updating itself without explicit approval, randomly breaking shit at any hour of the day.

SpaceNoodle,

In an airplane? Probably.

SpaceNoodle,

If you’re still alive at the end of the day, you did the bare minimum.

SpaceNoodle,

Getting hungry for meat probably is going to have the opposite effect.

Although at first I thought this was just some wool roving.

SpaceNoodle,

Hey everybody, look at this horse fucker

SpaceNoodle,

And how does the server know which session was yours?

SpaceNoodle,

That’s a freezer

SpaceNoodle,

They’ve got loads of slaves they can throw at it, why not?

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