SpaceNoodle

@SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world

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SpaceNoodle,

Christ, what an asshole.

SpaceNoodle,

Because he also likes torture

SpaceNoodle,

At least. That’s the bare minimum they could definitively determine.

SpaceNoodle, (edited )

Yeah, get into Bitcoin at the peak investment age of ten.

Edit: JFC y’all, I’m middle-aged.

SpaceNoodle,

*cue

SpaceNoodle,

That was the joke, which I was trying to help further by pretending that there was nothing wrong with that.

SpaceNoodle,

Any anal sex, really

SpaceNoodle,

I don’t get it.

SpaceNoodle,

Sit in my chair with my back to the wall

Sit in my chair with my back to the wall

Sit in my chair with my back to the wall

Sit in my chair with my back to the wall

SpaceNoodle,

Sudden onset cardiomegaly

SpaceNoodle,

I do “resistance training.” I resist going to the gym, and eat cheese instead.

Body By Beecher’s

SpaceNoodle, (edited )

It resembles Steven’s Creek by I-480(?), lemme try to enhance that sign

Edit: oh man this image is compressed all to hell. There’s a very similar death trap at Steven’s Creek Blvd. and I-280 in Cupertino, but this ain’t it.

SpaceNoodle, (edited )

Pretty sure the British thing to do in that case is to just lie down and die quietly for Queen and Country

what's your best "insecure boss" story? (lemmy.world)

The image is formatted in a tweet with image format. The caption says “handle with care” over two pictures. The first picture is of an Amazon package with “fragile” written in sharpie. The second picture is on the inside the box with a paper and the text “a middle manager’s ego” on it.

SpaceNoodle,

More like 2 years nonsense

SpaceNoodle,

Anybody who hasn’t shit their pants between their teens and their thirties is lying about it

SpaceNoodle,

You’re a stupid name for a horse.

SpaceNoodle,

Agreed, it really stands apart from all the rest.

SpaceNoodle,

Outside is everywhere

SpaceNoodle,

No tast, you say?

SpaceNoodle,

Yeah, heat to boil water

SpaceNoodle,

Nonononoyes

SpaceNoodle,

I don’t even bother closing the bathroom door. One of the cats is gonna have to come check out what’s going on.

SpaceNoodle,

*Piaist

SpaceNoodle,

OP didn’t

SpaceNoodle,

Look, it’s all the Germans have for humor, OK? Let them have this.

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