SpaceNoodle

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SpaceNoodle,

Yeah, I can start investing all none of the money I’d had in college

SpaceNoodle,

Were there any DOS programs for mining Bitcoin a couple decades before Bitcoin even existed?

SpaceNoodle,

I’m already older, I was talking to that guy

SpaceNoodle,

Nobody with money to invest is going to listen to a manic six-year-old.

SpaceNoodle,

If their childhood was anything like mine, the impotence wouldn’t be fixed by knowledge.

SpaceNoodle,

$10MM is instant retirement money.

SpaceNoodle, (edited )

Yeah, get into Bitcoin at the peak investment age of ten.

Edit: JFC y’all, I’m middle-aged.

SpaceNoodle,

One is supposed to be as thick as possible, the other as thick and fluffy as possible. A polar opposite attribute is significant.

SpaceNoodle,

You misspelled “Windows 3.1”

SpaceNoodle,

Printers are pretty plug’n’play these days, at least until something technical goes wrong. Getting exactly what you want on paper can be pretty tough, though. I wrote an entire printing stack from scratch for an embedded system, but that was for a very specific set of models from a single manufacturer. It actually worked every time, especially when there were errors and warnings, but it took actual effort.

SpaceNoodle,

I think I knew one in 2003

SpaceNoodle,

Alcohol is addicted to me.

SpaceNoodle,

LOL

SpaceNoodle,

Ah yes, the most secure code possible: brand new, closed-source, and written by the lowest bidder.

SpaceNoodle,

Depends how autistic you are

SpaceNoodle,

Right? Less fuss and it’ll actually be edible.

SpaceNoodle,

At least. That’s the bare minimum they could definitively determine.

SpaceNoodle,

I almost never share an entire screen, but rather single application windows; when I absolutely must share visual information from multiple applications simultaneously, I create a separate virtual desktop for presenting. Is this not possible?

SpaceNoodle,

How is it a chore?

SpaceNoodle,

I’d think you were talking about me if I’d ever had a job that involves driving through random towns

SpaceNoodle,

*vaccination

SpaceNoodle,

You smush bug with shoe

It’s not a joke

SpaceNoodle,

So the author has never been to a zoo?

SpaceNoodle,

TFW you realize your wife only went out with you because you reminded her of Spock

SpaceNoodle,

Worf you talkin’ 'bout, Willis?

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