SpaceNoodle

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SpaceNoodle,

Yeah

SpaceNoodle,

Remember the time NASA burnt up $200MM in the Martian atmosphere because some chucklehead was using pound-seconds? Maybe let’s sort out shit out.

SpaceNoodle,

You’re right, we’d better wait until absolutely everything else is perfect before making any changes whatsoever.

SpaceNoodle,

They used to just squeeze it right into your open hands.

SpaceNoodle,

I have a clootie, that’s pretty close

SpaceNoodle,

I replaced it with Lemmy, so that’s what an abnormal person does.

SpaceNoodle,

At least. That’s the bare minimum they could definitively determine.

SpaceNoodle,

And Todd, don’t forget about Todd

Shame his animated show deal fell through (or simply never took off) but yeah I don’t know if I want to pay for something that appears to not have been updated since May

SpaceNoodle,

Nobody with money to invest is going to listen to a manic six-year-old.

SpaceNoodle,

I’m already older, I was talking to that guy

SpaceNoodle,

Yeah, I can start investing all none of the money I’d had in college

SpaceNoodle,

Were there any DOS programs for mining Bitcoin a couple decades before Bitcoin even existed?

SpaceNoodle,

Ah yes, the most secure code possible: brand new, closed-source, and written by the lowest bidder.

SpaceNoodle,

TFW you realize your wife only went out with you because you reminded her of Spock

SpaceNoodle,

You smush bug with shoe

It’s not a joke

SpaceNoodle,

I’d think you were talking about me if I’d ever had a job that involves driving through random towns

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