SpaceNoodle

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SpaceNoodle, (edited )

Yes, but it HAS to be before they turn 20 or else they overripen

SpaceNoodle,

One is supposed to be as thick as possible, the other as thick and fluffy as possible. A polar opposite attribute is significant.

SpaceNoodle,

$10MM is instant retirement money.

SpaceNoodle,

If their childhood was anything like mine, the impotence wouldn’t be fixed by knowledge.

SpaceNoodle, (edited )

Yeah, get into Bitcoin at the peak investment age of ten.

Edit: JFC y’all, I’m middle-aged.

SpaceNoodle,

Printers are pretty plug’n’play these days, at least until something technical goes wrong. Getting exactly what you want on paper can be pretty tough, though. I wrote an entire printing stack from scratch for an embedded system, but that was for a very specific set of models from a single manufacturer. It actually worked every time, especially when there were errors and warnings, but it took actual effort.

SpaceNoodle,

I haven’t found a use for awk that couldn’t be accomplished with bash builtins or other common commands.

SpaceNoodle,

Jesus Christ just use tinned celery too at that point

SpaceNoodle,

At that point, a can of Progresso would probably taste better.

SpaceNoodle,

All that canned shit and zero herbs is gonna be just as expensive, just as oversalted, and taste far worse than canned soup.

SpaceNoodle,

There certainly wasn’t any when I replied.

SpaceNoodle,

Right? Less fuss and it’ll actually be edible.

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