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Stalinwolf, to memes in This is the master race...?
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He used the weird cup we use to wash my daughter’s hair.

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Stalinwolf, (edited ) to memes in Don't be a dick
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It was hit or miss at previous jobs. I worked at Kmart for a few years and would often help the stock guys round up carts in the evening. During summer evenings it was kind of fun wandering way out into that concrete sea with the boys, rounding up impossibly far carts and running the wrong carts (or electric scooters) back to the grocery store next door. But during the winter it was hell on fucking earth, and I’d help them round them up just to spare them the agony of a slipped disk.

I live in Canada now and couldn’t imagine rounding up carts during these cold snaps. You’d probably stick to them, imprisoning you in parking lot until you succumb to frostbite.

Stalinwolf, (edited ) to foodporn in Polar Vortex? Nothing a bit of Guinness Beef Stew can’t clear up.
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That bowl is doing it’s absolute best.

Edit: Removed the “fuck off” because it came across as serious.

Stalinwolf, (edited ) to foodporn in Polar Vortex? Nothing a bit of Guinness Beef Stew can’t clear up.
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Fucking hell. I don’t even eat make stews and this is exactly what I need.

Edit: I absolutely eat stew when offered. It’s been a while.

Stalinwolf, to upliftingnews in The US is bringing back nature's best firefighters: beavers
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Canada is prepared to open the beaver gate for our allies to the south, but please, calm down everyone. Sorry.

Stalinwolf, to memes in Age range
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Holy shit. They were children. These chicks were older than me back then and looked like adults.

Stalinwolf, to asklemmy in What made up movie title would make it hard to sell it to the public?
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Large Man Cums on Bus

Stalinwolf, to asklemmy in What gifts that you received for Christmas this year are already in the trash?
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Can a man truly be wooshed when he doesn’t possess the required knowledge in the first place? I say not. This is an unjust woosh.

Stalinwolf, to lemmyshitpost in Why is this so hard
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Yam section. Can’t miss it.

Stalinwolf, to lemmyshitpost in Why is this so hard
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Produce Manager here. Thanks for all of the gross vegetables!

Stalinwolf, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in It's like a game where you can't make mistakes
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360! 540! 720! 900!

T-T-T-TEN-EIGHTYYY!!

Stalinwolf, to lemmyshitpost in It's like a game where you can't make mistakes
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My mom swears that she was driving home one night with her cousin in the 70s and their car started floating 6+ feet off of the ground. She also swears it wasn’t at all drug-related. I think my mom has forgotten just how many drugs they were doing in the 70s.

Stalinwolf, to memes in Happy Christian Pride Month!
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The recurring use of the word bird throughout that series is one of my favorite parts of the show. I love Birdman, the Australian mullet adventurah who shows about at the Air B&B togoonawalkabewt

“What’s a robin?”

“It’s a little bidder!”

Stalinwolf, to memes in Happy Christian Pride Month!
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We just use a Santa hat. Looks great as a topper. Gotta tilt it slightly.

Stalinwolf, (edited ) to memes in Colonial
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I googled “eldridge horror” and I’m enjoying all of the posts that meant to say eldritch. Though I suppose if you don’t read Lovecraft or partake in nerdom, eldritch isn’t exactly an everyday word, and I can see how it could be misheard.

Also fucking brilliant if intentional here. That gentleman is absolutely one Lord Eldridge, if I’ve ever seen one.

Native: “Tunga m’matwa?” (what the fuck is that?)

Dandy: “My dear savage, you look upon the esteemed Lord Eldridge of Banglesbury!”

Native: “Noka wat’ay?” (why does he look like that?)

Dandy: “My good savage, I’ve no idea what ever the fuck you’re saying.”

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