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Stamets, to starwarsmemes in How do you do I see you met my faithful robot friend
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I fucking hate you. I mean I like you but fuck you. How dare you put that in my head

Stamets, to starwarsmemes in How do you do I see you met my faithful robot friend
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Probably what I should have named the title to be honest

Stamets, to memes in Technically it's always the first in China until they get removed from the movie
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It is literally 1 or 2 seconds. It’s an extremely quick flash that’s in the background. Not even given focus from what I remember, although I could be wrong on that. It was just so forgettable.

Stamets, to memes in Technically it's always the first in China until they get removed from the movie
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Reality.

Stamets, to risa in We all look great now. Very uniform-ready.
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I shit thee not, this actually happened to me.

I applied for cosmetology class when I was in high school. No one questioned it at all because not only was I a blatantly obvious nerd but I was also the only openly gay guy in the school. First day I’m told to meet in a room I didn’t even know existed. Fucking mirrors everywhere. Circular tables around the mirrors with decapitated heads for as far as the eye could see, all with horrific hairstyles and blank, expressionless faces. Went in. Sat down. Realized I was the only one in the room with a set of testicles and started to slowly piece together where I done majorly goofed.

Class was surprisingly good. I can french braid now. I did fail however because the teacher hated me. Not only was I gay, which she didn’t like, but I wasn’t a “stereotypical” gay guy which she somehow found more infuriating. A dude who didn’t come off as particularly effeminate but was comfortable enough doing peoples hair. 2 weeks before the final class she ‘lost’ my module and expected me to make up the entirety of the semesters work in 2 weeks. All worked out. She broke her ankle the next year after someone got berated so hard they pissed themselves. Janitor was on the way to clean it up, she wasn’t looking where she was going, and slipped in it and fell down a nearby set of stairs.

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Stamets, to risa in Finally catching up with Lower Decks, just finished season 2 and I'm just floored by everything about this show
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As am I now. Welcome to the subspace fold <3

Stamets, (edited ) to risa in Just get a bigger fence
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Well given your incredibly hateful and transphobic comment that violates the instance rules, not sure you’re gonna have a choice in that, bubba.

Stamets, to risa in Hot new event of the season
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I’ve been sitting on it for a while too

Stamets, to baldurs_gate_3 in What's your favorite OP build?
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This is my go to when I play a cleric. Or my go to for Shadowheart. Makes the game so much easier.

Stamets, to risa in I have seen this meme more times than there are stars in the galaxy
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I have invested in so much Mentholatum…

Stamets, to risa in The Combs Continuum
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I think it was more meant in the sense that the voice of Agimus and Shran are remarkably similar not just due to the same person voicing them but also a lot of inflection/speaking style.

Stamets, to memes in I just want it to stop
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And I think you underestimate how much my life sucks.

Stamets, (edited ) to risa in Got my holiday decorations up
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Best holiday movie of all time. Next to Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. Love me some Gay Perry. That was a true gay icon.

Fuck now I gotta watch Love, Actually.

Am I hallucinating or did they make a sequel or something recently?

Stamets, to risa in AI memes are probably the freakiest thing I've seen .... so far
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Even with Burnham aged up she’s still gorgeous. Fuckin Sonequa Martin-Green…

Stamets, to lemmyshitpost in Who here wants radiation?
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I think he’s referring to the fact that your display name isn’t merely Antik but Antik zalgo-ified.

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