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Sway_Chameleon

@Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world

Just a guy, doin’ stuff.

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Same note too.

Sway_Chameleon,
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You mean Harryington Potterson?

Sway_Chameleon,
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Yeah, he cut holes in their throats so food would fall out and added additional holes along the digestive tract to collect various “gastric juices”. He also, apparently, started a business harvesting and selling said juices as a cure for indigestion… not sure how that worked, seems like it would cause more than it cured.

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That toilet is gonna snap one day, get tired of all the shit, and lay porcelain hands on the user.

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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3bf6d019-639d-4564-9c49-8c5edb2c92c6.jpeg

Sway_Chameleon,
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Safety feature. In case of an emergency you can zip their lips.

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Yup.

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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/9b9efc8a-55f6-4461-b1b0-a66bf4db0535.jpeg

Whimsically terrifying.

Sway_Chameleon,
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Chicken thigh!

Sway_Chameleon, (edited )
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In the larger sense, yes the owners tend to exhibit the behaviour that of an asshole.

In the context of what the previous commenter was saying, however, the employees would have to confront the individuals bringing in the food, and for what they are paid, they might rather not bother dealing with a potentially unruly patron. The patron in this case, should they exhibit such unruly behaviour (though still less ashole-ish than the owners), still exhibit asshole-ish characteristics, relative to the poor minimum wage employee who’s just trying to do their job.

*edit: fixed the grammer

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We’ll never know…

Sway_Chameleon,
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A badge we weirdos wear with honour.

Sway_Chameleon,
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Lol. It’s literally what I gave the AI. My intentions were certainly not pure, but it was very very sensitive about what I typed in.

Sway_Chameleon,
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I’ll have you know that’s Coke brand flour. He’s sniffing it for quality assurance. He picked up the bad habit of piling it on the table from Tony. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Sway_Chameleon,
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That’s Coke brand flour. No responsible AI image generator would let you show spider-man sniff a pile of cocaine.

Sway_Chameleon,
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To be fair, I asked it to make it Coke brand flour. It came up with Coci-Cola all on its own.

Sway_Chameleon,
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And families love the morning Woody. Why his arrival was the talk of the town! Heard all the people excitedly talking about taking their children to see Woody and take photos with Woody. Woody gets very excited by all the attention, and stays up right until Christmas!

Sway_Chameleon, (edited )
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Ooooooo there’s more steps?!? To more things?!? Doing nothing seems like alot of work. I give up. I’m going to go do something less hard.

Edit: grammer.

Sway_Chameleon,
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Well I did hear somewhere that trying is the first step…

Sway_Chameleon,
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Is failing the second step?

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