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Thteven, to lemmyshitpost in Perpetual motion machine
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Thteven, to lemmyshitpost in Well........
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Cut the top off that thing and drink it like a man.

Thteven, to lemmyshitpost in How much for cuddles?
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That man’s soul is screaming for help behind those eyes.

Thteven, to lemmyshitpost in Time for some yoga
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Smell-o-vision will be the downfall of the human race.

Thteven, to memes in There is motion at your Front Door
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FFS let it in.

Thteven, to lemmyshitpost in So, we gotta trick the rich into letting us eat them.
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Just kill and eat the king, he’s obviously shit at his job if they’re all starving.

Thteven, to lemmyshitpost in Just a single one, please!
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Please don’t take Plan B, bros. It’ll make your balls fall out your arsehole, don’t ask me how I know.

Thteven, to risa in The origin of starfleet combat training.
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Idk, but I’m betting 20 quatloos on the male.

Thteven, to risa in Playing catch with my kids
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You left out the best part

Thteven, to risa in Oh hey, I heard Star Trek got mentioned on the news! Let's just go check and-
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Is that the sequel to Debbie does Salt Lake City?

Thteven, to memes in title
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Fantastic, my fungus has developed a cockney accent and it needs to go.

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Thteven, to lemmyshitpost in Burrito bae
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Is that The Toddler?

Thteven, to asklemmy in What is the goofiest Christmas present you received this year?
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Yeah, she said I need a plunger to keep under the sink.

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Thteven, to asklemmy in What is the goofiest Christmas present you received this year?
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I can never find a tape measure when my mom asks for measurements on something so she gave me a toilet plunger with one chained to it, a hammer with one chained to it, and one with a magnet in it that sticks on the fridge.

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