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Basketball was a different game back then. As many fists thrown as insults.

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Stop wearing socks on the hardwood floor, that helps reduce wear and tear.

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Never actually knew the lyrics to that song. Just mumbles until the last word of each line.

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I saw this type of manifesto on a brand new Yukon the other day in the Hobby Lobby parking lot. It was all cut vinyl lettering, nice contrast of color against the shiny black paint. It was honestly surreal, and could be an untapped market for the folks at Cricut.

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Marking my calendar for Febcbeb 55th.

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Cooking the stuffing in the bird is risky. You may already know that, since it sounds kind you have been doing it that way a long time. However, many don’t understand the risks, chief among them is overcooking the turkey.

And bacteria too I guess… www.fsis.usda.gov/…/stuffing-and-food-safety

Black Friday (files.mastodon.online)

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That’s a strange reason to live in the EU.

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It’s strange. I’ll write a pretty tight email, looks concise on my computer screen. Send it, walk away, read the replies on my phone and it looks like the prologue on a food blog recipe.

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The dreams in which I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had.

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Well, single digit percentages are easy. If it helps, move your decimal to the right so 9% becomes 90%. You can probably calculate 90% of 3 because you can do 10% and subtract it and get 2.7. Now move your decimal back to the left and you get 9% of 3 which is 0.27. You can do the same with higher percentages once you learn to break them in to 10% pieces.

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Woodford Reserve is my go-to. It’s not hard to find, it has a reliable taste being a blended bourbon, and is generally well regarded. They are a big sponsor of the Kentucky Derby, so it’s got some cachet across the luxury brand spectrum. However, my grandpa worked for Brown-Forman his whole life so it has an emotional connection for me and makes me a little biased.

Weller Special Reserve (green label) is pretty easy to find these days, about $50 a bottle and considered by some to be one of the more accessible PVW-adjacent bourbons.

I’ll add Booker’s to this list, if your friend enjoys sour mash flavor profiles like Jim Beam/Jack Daniels. It’s pricier, maybe over $100 now, and a bit harder to find.

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Blantons is so unique, lots of collectability with the different horse/jockey poses on the cap.

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BBQ sauce is just smokey ketchup, so go with the brand made with the best ketchup.

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Also a great looking bottle with the red wax.

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Well, they will sell you just the tops now but whatever that msrp is would be about what they’re worth.

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Love Old Forester! It has the same mash bill that goes in to the blend of Woodford Reserve, both being made by Brown Forman. I enter every year to win a bottle of their birthday bourbon, haven’t had any luck yet.

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That’s a sneaky-ass edit just to rant at someone on the internet. They didn’t say “only 20-30k” they said it’s 20-30k for just the solar panels on the roof. They even go on to say that 20-30k is really expensive.

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Streams should be stream, that’s literally it.

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If you’re going to put it out in the world, maybe do a quick look to see if it makes sense.

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