TokyoMonsterTrucker

@TokyoMonsterTrucker@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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TokyoMonsterTrucker,

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/3b6a2d31-bcd6-4d5b-916e-80635cc6fe44.jpeg

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

Worse: you’re a DJ in 1998 and spend $12 for a 6 minute B-side.

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

Jesus Christ. Theme: tell me you’re an American without telling me you’re an American.

Best healthcare in the…ya know, fuck it, I can’t even sarcastically finish the sentence

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

This is how I got into an abusive 4-year relationship with Yog-Sothoth.

*sob

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

Meh. It’s fine.

Now if you slightly tilted that thing on its x-axis, I would be fucking enraged

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

Rule 3 ➜ Don’t request or link to specific pirated titles

The rules exist for a reason and they aren’t suggestions.

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

My favorite piece of the student loan debt dilemma: if you don’t take on student loan debt, poors, you are going to die significantly sooner.

msnbc.com/…/college-degree-life-expectancy-rcna11…

Congratulations, America, we have built the absolute shittiest possible system. We’re number 1…

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

VICE CITY. First, nostalgia for all the 80s music, then nostalgia for playing Vice City. Double whammy

TokyoMonsterTrucker, (edited )

Easiest explanation I can think of using the division law for exponents: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/0f7298bc-10d1-43a8-ac42-2b1ad03eb9f4.png

Since we can use any number for the initial fraction, as long as the denominator is the same as the numerator, any number to the zeroth power is equal to 1. In general terms, then, for any number, x: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/e71388e5-0583-4fab-a2db-1668bf41f35d.png

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

I am become Mario, Deliverer of Deliciousness.

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

I blocked it about 2 weeks ago. Best decision I’ve made on Lemmy

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

I just fired it up a new Piped instance to see if it would work. Result: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/90cab0bf-2d7f-40d4-ac56-9c84d50171d7.png

God this bot sucks.

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

If he’s a televangelist you can safely assume that he is living an unbelievably depraved life off-camera.

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

This is a scare tactic and it’s a stupid one. If there were any advantage whatsoever to a nuclear powered cruise missile, the U.S. and U.S.S.R. would have already cranked out thousands of them instead of conventional rockets.

We could just rewrite the headline as:

Putin says, “Booga Booga!!! Have nuclear shit!! Am scary asshole!!”

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

“I hate this fucking river”

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

Sense of humor: +3 Charisma

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

Care-washing: the greenwashing-adjacent pretending to give a shit about anything other than sloppy blowjobs for your board, top executives, and large shareholders.

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

PFFFT. Amateurs!!

Marinated, deep-fried Viagra chicken ALL DAY

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

The moron who made this meme did it on a computer that requires literally thousands of innovations that are a direct, replicable product of the scientific method. It is the most powerful philosophical system on the planet, despite its sloppiest practitioners, and it doesn’t require the belief of fucking idiots to work.

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

Schrodinger’s Conservative Asshole:

Option A: the cat thinks you’re witty and accurate! –>Thank you, I am an observant and urbane man of the world

Option B: the cat thinks you’re an offensive and deeply wrong asshole! –> Jeez, you upright jerks just can’t take a funny joke

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

*edit: oops, accidentally interacted with a right-wing and possibly paid foreign disinformation account.

BLOCK

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

So you’re a straight-up Qanon cultist, correct? Nice work.

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

The correct answer was “no”

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