TokyoMonsterTrucker

@TokyoMonsterTrucker@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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TokyoMonsterTrucker,

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/3b6a2d31-bcd6-4d5b-916e-80635cc6fe44.jpeg

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

Worse: you’re a DJ in 1998 and spend $12 for a 6 minute B-side.

TokyoMonsterTrucker, (edited )

Easiest explanation I can think of using the division law for exponents: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/0f7298bc-10d1-43a8-ac42-2b1ad03eb9f4.png

Since we can use any number for the initial fraction, as long as the denominator is the same as the numerator, any number to the zeroth power is equal to 1. In general terms, then, for any number, x: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/e71388e5-0583-4fab-a2db-1668bf41f35d.png

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

VICE CITY. First, nostalgia for all the 80s music, then nostalgia for playing Vice City. Double whammy

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

Meh. It’s fine.

Now if you slightly tilted that thing on its x-axis, I would be fucking enraged

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

Schrodinger’s Conservative Asshole:

Option A: the cat thinks you’re witty and accurate! –>Thank you, I am an observant and urbane man of the world

Option B: the cat thinks you’re an offensive and deeply wrong asshole! –> Jeez, you upright jerks just can’t take a funny joke

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

The moron who made this meme did it on a computer that requires literally thousands of innovations that are a direct, replicable product of the scientific method. It is the most powerful philosophical system on the planet, despite its sloppiest practitioners, and it doesn’t require the belief of fucking idiots to work.

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

So you’re a straight-up Qanon cultist, correct? Nice work.

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

The correct answer was “no”

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

*edit: oops, accidentally interacted with a right-wing and possibly paid foreign disinformation account.

BLOCK

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

If he’s a televangelist you can safely assume that he is living an unbelievably depraved life off-camera.

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

Jesus Christ. Theme: tell me you’re an American without telling me you’re an American.

Best healthcare in the…ya know, fuck it, I can’t even sarcastically finish the sentence

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

I agree, and, furthermore, corporate death penalties for this kind of shit need to be an actual thing. Did your actions directly cause disease and death? Yes? Great, we’re dissolving your board, banning them form serving on the board of any publicly traded company for a decade, liquidating company assets, and criminally charging anyone who touched this shit with a 10-foot pole.

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

My favorite piece of the student loan debt dilemma: if you don’t take on student loan debt, poors, you are going to die significantly sooner.

msnbc.com/…/college-degree-life-expectancy-rcna11…

Congratulations, America, we have built the absolute shittiest possible system. We’re number 1…

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

I just fired it up a new Piped instance to see if it would work. Result: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/90cab0bf-2d7f-40d4-ac56-9c84d50171d7.png

God this bot sucks.

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

I blocked it about 2 weeks ago. Best decision I’ve made on Lemmy

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

I have never successfully run any piped video on any platform. Literally every pipedbot post has been worthless, at best, and usually actively frustrating as I’d actually use an alternative youtube frontend.

Dear pipedbots: blow me. Dear ReVanced: ❤️

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

Care-washing: the greenwashing-adjacent pretending to give a shit about anything other than sloppy blowjobs for your board, top executives, and large shareholders.

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

I am become Mario, Deliverer of Deliciousness.

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

“I hate this fucking river”

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

This is how I got into an abusive 4-year relationship with Yog-Sothoth.

*sob

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

This is a scare tactic and it’s a stupid one. If there were any advantage whatsoever to a nuclear powered cruise missile, the U.S. and U.S.S.R. would have already cranked out thousands of them instead of conventional rockets.

We could just rewrite the headline as:

Putin says, “Booga Booga!!! Have nuclear shit!! Am scary asshole!!”

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

Sense of humor: +3 Charisma

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

Rule 3 ➜ Don’t request or link to specific pirated titles

The rules exist for a reason and they aren’t suggestions.

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

PFFFT. Amateurs!!

Marinated, deep-fried Viagra chicken ALL DAY

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