TokyoMonsterTrucker

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TokyoMonsterTrucker,

Rinse, repeat, ad infinitum. Every generation thinks exactly the same way.

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

“Suspect is not driving a Mercedes, repeat, NOT A MERCEDES”

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

The order of operations is not part of a holy text that must be blindly followed. If these numbers had units and we knew what quantity we were trying to solve for, there would be no argument whatsoever about what to do. This is a question that never comes up in physics because you can use dimensional analysis to check to see if you did the algebra correctly. Context matters.

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

One of my favorite podcasts is Knowledge Fight, where a couple of dudes break down Alex’s shows and his shitty, relentlessly flawed and often inconsistent opinions and narratives.

Alex seems more and more unhinged lately and it wouldn’t surprise me if he eats a bullet or has an oops-I-killed-myself-by-accident kinda event in the not-distant future. Being the type of asshole he is, he will absolutely preemptively blame any apparent suicide on the (((cabal)))/deep state. Gotta pay the grift forward

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

Do we just not fucking do Rule #3 any more?

#3: Do not request or link to specific pirated titles

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

I ate off of taco trucks daily for years and loved every goddamn delicious bite. That man should be ashamed of his weak, watery bowels.

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

Are you trying to give people hot Satanic nun fetishes? Because this is how you give people hot Satanic nun fetishes.

I’ll be in my bunk suffering from my new fetish. Thanks, asshole

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

Let me translate: “I made an utterly tasteless and shitty abortion/miscarriage-adjacent meme that got moderated and I CANNOT stop whining about it, but liberals are the sensitive snowflakes around here”

Suuuuuuure, everybody is sensitive but you, pal.

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

Can confirm group-watching with Plex. I did this quite a few times with some friends during the darkest initial pandemic times and it’s a great way to connect with distant friends. I also recommend, as someone mentioned, a simultaneous discord chat. We exclusively watched horrible movies and MST3K’d the shit out of them.

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

I’m an old, but not quite that old

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

You can learn by watching anime, but you’ll sound like a 14-year-old. Japanese has various levels of politeness that need to be mastered if you don’t want people to think you’re an idiot.

*source: speak Japanese, lived in Tokyo since late 00s. I often sound like an idiot in Japanese, so don’t get your pants in a bunch.

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

Jesus Christ. Theme: tell me you’re an American without telling me you’re an American.

Best healthcare in the…ya know, fuck it, I can’t even sarcastically finish the sentence

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

I agree, and, furthermore, corporate death penalties for this kind of shit need to be an actual thing. Did your actions directly cause disease and death? Yes? Great, we’re dissolving your board, banning them form serving on the board of any publicly traded company for a decade, liquidating company assets, and criminally charging anyone who touched this shit with a 10-foot pole.

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

This is how I got into an abusive 4-year relationship with Yog-Sothoth.

*sob

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

Rule 3 ➜ Don’t request or link to specific pirated titles

The rules exist for a reason and they aren’t suggestions.

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

VICE CITY. First, nostalgia for all the 80s music, then nostalgia for playing Vice City. Double whammy

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

My favorite piece of the student loan debt dilemma: if you don’t take on student loan debt, poors, you are going to die significantly sooner.

msnbc.com/…/college-degree-life-expectancy-rcna11…

Congratulations, America, we have built the absolute shittiest possible system. We’re number 1…

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/3b6a2d31-bcd6-4d5b-916e-80635cc6fe44.jpeg

TokyoMonsterTrucker, (edited )

Easiest explanation I can think of using the division law for exponents: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/0f7298bc-10d1-43a8-ac42-2b1ad03eb9f4.png

Since we can use any number for the initial fraction, as long as the denominator is the same as the numerator, any number to the zeroth power is equal to 1. In general terms, then, for any number, x: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/e71388e5-0583-4fab-a2db-1668bf41f35d.png

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

I am become Mario, Deliverer of Deliciousness.

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

This is a scare tactic and it’s a stupid one. If there were any advantage whatsoever to a nuclear powered cruise missile, the U.S. and U.S.S.R. would have already cranked out thousands of them instead of conventional rockets.

We could just rewrite the headline as:

Putin says, “Booga Booga!!! Have nuclear shit!! Am scary asshole!!”

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

If he’s a televangelist you can safely assume that he is living an unbelievably depraved life off-camera.

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

Sense of humor: +3 Charisma

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