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It’s largely Sarcasm. And by large, I mean lots. Like, most, if not all of it. It’s gonna be sarcasm.

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In the ghetto that means you about to get stolen.

Wage_slave,
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My favorite kind of cable porn.

Wage_slave,
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This is how my Planet of the Apes begins, and ends.

Wage_slave,
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I generally hate when people do this. At work or at home, if you’re reading my screen while I am doing anything, especially if it is something none of someone’s business, the anxiety becomes Mike Fucking Tyson and I lose absolutely everything i was focusing on and am more concentrated on how I am going to ask for it to stop without reciting the last rights and how to stick the fuck off i have for them up the ass.

And I already have massive personal space issues. Get close over the shoulder and doing that shit is how you get your own television show sponsored by the evening news and my name to lone assailant.

Of course way blown of of proportion, but holy fuck. Everyone has that “thing” or a few of 'em.

That is my absolute #1.

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And you are ultimately going to die as part of that 90% that won’t be remembered for anything at all no matter how big of a deal you view yourself in any form function or manner.

Me too. It won’t be so bad. Unless they check the hard drive. Oh buddy then we’re historically remembered. Like, that’s a lotta porn.

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