aeronmelon

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aeronmelon,

Yo, is that second picture Mustafar?

aeronmelon,

Constable irresponsible.

aeronmelon,

“Don’t worry captain, it’s not like you’re going to turn into an animated character.”

aeronmelon,

I knew I could count on someone.

Risa has a legit GIF army.

aeronmelon,

Tuvok is just an overachiever.

aeronmelon,

Captain Seinfeld: “It’s like she has two faces!”

Commander Costanza, hands in the air: “SHE’S A TWO-FACE!”

aeronmelon,

And he still has some of the best range of the entire cast.

aeronmelon,

Is Holy Water holy because it is water or because it was blessed? Does the blessing remain if water changes state into a gas or a solid?

If you can have holy vapor, you can have holy ice.

aeronmelon,

It’s as canon as Garek and Bashir.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=7-VvqbpLnL0

aeronmelon,

Bat-a-bout.

aeronmelon,

The only good lore tidbit to come out of that deranged movie.

aeronmelon,

So, the episode “Firestorm” from The Orville.

aeronmelon,

“Why do you always have a 2TB SSD attached to your computer?”

“Oh, that’s my external RAM drive.”

aeronmelon,

I think the word you’re looking for is “lanky”.

He was, kind of. But those first episodes with the thinner beard (he was wearing fake facial hair to make it fuller) made him look even more like a pencil.

aeronmelon,

Bro, Shinzon was Nemesis. Riker lost the beard in Insurrection.

And you complain, but that super hot Trill Ops officer seemed to like it.

pbs.twimg.com/media/D_T2Wc_XsAE5ZVf.jpg

aeronmelon,

With beard: Stalwart ship’s Captain

Without beard: Al Gore (before beard)

aeronmelon,

Riker, over comms: “'Sup, stupid.”

Thomas: “I’m closing the channel.”

Riker: “How would like to make some extra scratch and keep my Imzadi company for a few weeks?”

Thomas: “…I’m listening.”

aeronmelon,

The problem is it’s Thanksgiving 2022 leftovers! 💀

aeronmelon,

Everyone else in the minivan:

i.pinimg.com/…/4db2eedb2235018f827398503423a9ec.j…

aeronmelon,

The reason is because the engines produce this material as a waste product. So instead of venting it into space it’s processed and funneled back through the ship to power everything from lights to equipment.

Very efficient and very VERY dangerous. Many Vulcans retired from the VSA because Humans pulled shit like this.

aeronmelon,

“Inertial dampeners have failed.”

Many times someone will say this while the ships is performing combat maneuvers at several hundred kilometers per second.

If that were true, everyone onboard would instantly become “chunky salsa.” (Obscure Trek-related quote, for anyone that can place it.)

aeronmelon,

I know this is serious but I can’t help but hear cartoon bonk noises every time I watch the video.

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If it were Perry, it would have gone in a very different direction.

aeronmelon,

Me, still chewing: “And?

Here, try the Tribble nuggets. The Ferangi market then as ‘Triggets’.”

aeronmelon,

“Damn Starfleet officers, they ruined Starfleet!”

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