afraid_of_zombies

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Hail the Omnissiah! Praise be to the machine-god.

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afraid_of_zombies,

This comic is even funnier when you imagine their eyes really looking like that.

afraid_of_zombies,

Berry White is going to get really popular soon.

afraid_of_zombies,

A. That isn’t what you were talking about about

B. You can’t find it because it doesn’t exist

C. Congrats, this shit road is going to delay emergency responses and will cause accidents when there is even a slight amount of ice

People are going to die because of abominations like this, not like you care.

afraid_of_zombies,

Might be less children around exiting vehicles if road wasn’t designed for one fucking vehicle at a time made out bricks because some moron hired a city planner. Why don’t you just post snipers and shot ambulance drivers?

afraid_of_zombies,

all things are lawful for me, but not all things edify.

afraid_of_zombies,

Consider the ingredients of your partner and tell me why you are offended that I replaced them with an angry honey badger in your bed last night. I’ll wait.

afraid_of_zombies,

I put a small amount in my Saturday morning coffee, just enough to give a chocolate smell.

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