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anarchy79

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I break things. Then I put them back together. Then I break them again. Just to show I mean business.

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anarchy79,
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“Hey! HEY! Rewind the play five minutes, stringbean over here talked over the whole fucking thing. HEY I NEED TO TAKE A PISS YALL!”

anarchy79,
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Romulan hair? What do you mean? Like “nappy”? That’s so racist!

anarchy79,
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I’m thinking of breaking my drug budget and get more drugs than I can afford.

Tis the season after all.

anarchy79,
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On the cheap, too! Almost as if… by design. .

anarchy79,
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I never gave up and I never will. The time will come, this aint over yet.

anarchy79,
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Is this one of them home ear remedies the fringe right keeps yelling about?

anarchy79,
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No, you’re thinking of “fuck you, you can’t prove anything, and I’ll just keep it tied up in the courts until you lose everything you have” logic.

anarchy79,
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Eh, if you have to ask at that point, then you’re definitely not invited.

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I go out of my way to tip extra when they don’t approach me at all and just let me eat my damn meal in peace.

Also, if they think they’re going to get a polite lie about what I think about the food, the establishment, and the service, they are about to be sorely disappointed. Don’t ask me if you aren’t prepared for the raw truth.

anarchy79,
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This was before we turned their habitat into a toxic sludge superfreeway and exterminated their food supply.

anarchy79,
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Colonization requires zero convincing of hearts and minds, where did you get that from?

anarchy79,
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That has been the solution to a non-existent problem for the better part of a century.

anarchy79,
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Cats are disgusting. They’d never get away with this if they weren’t so damn cute. It’s like good looking women in bars, they shit on the dancefloor and everyone just thinks it’s sexy.

anarchy79,
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I’d say that when you buy overpriced shit you’re especially exempt from tipping, since you already tipped through the ridiculous markup.

anarchy79,
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Roads? Where we’re going we won’t NEED roads!

It’s Romania, we’re going to Romania.

anarchy79,
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I have people asking me to help them install linux all the time. I am glad, in theory, but sad, in the practicality of having to work for free on my spare time.

anarchy79,
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A little like that robot guard dog from Black Mirror.

anarchy79,
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Yeah, also don’t fuck with camels. Like, if you can’t already see how they loathe your existence, and then aggravate them, you have only yourself to blame down the road.

anarchy79,
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But really, what makes us so superior is communication and cooperation.

anarchy79,
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We are pack hunters. That’s what makes the difference. Cooperation and communication. No amount of running far will ever come close to compete with the power of making plans and communicating them to others.

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When you communicate with the extra strong servos that can crush steel to crush the steel you would want crushed, of course.

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If the love of your life sports a man bun you have way bigger issues than how they use their phone, dude.

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Ryan Gosling stare intensifies

anarchy79,
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I don’t even know of the other ones, I am a strictly panel 4 kind of guy.

anarchy79,
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Oh I am fully aware capitalism has fucked the planet, but you guys at least seem to have the idea of good life down. Sure AF beats Sweden.

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