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assassinatedbyCIA, to lemmyshitpost in You may want to sit down

And they were roommates

assassinatedbyCIA, to lemmyshitpost in They are all true but the 3rd one is pretty serious...

That’s the optimal way to shit. You feel fresh both inside and outside once it’s all done. Those who know know.

assassinatedbyCIA, to lemmyshitpost in They are all true but the 3rd one is pretty serious...

Shitting naked is a prime tier strategy.

assassinatedbyCIA, to lemmyshitpost in Roughly 31.75 meters

So are we nolonger using the kings dick as reference like back in the old days.

assassinatedbyCIA, to science_memes in Can't catch me, coppers!!

If you can go from ass to mouth then your scope is too big.

assassinatedbyCIA, to science_memes in Can't catch me, coppers!!

The endoscopy scope and the colonoscopy scope are the same scope.

assassinatedbyCIA, to comicstrips in "Is He Friendly?" by The Other End Comics

The only way to stop a bad cat with a gun is a good cat with a gun.

assassinatedbyCIA, to comicstrips in What a moment!

I would rather die on my feet shitting than live on my knees shitting.

assassinatedbyCIA, to memes in Given the global cultural significance of monobloc chairs this makes sense

Man’s stacked

assassinatedbyCIA, to movies in Well, it was nice while it lasted?

Capitalism is why we can’t have nice things. Infinite growth just ends up destroying everything.

assassinatedbyCIA, to mildlyinteresting in Adaptation

Simultaneously cool and trypophobia inducing for me.

assassinatedbyCIA, to asklemmy in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

The important first step is preparation. You need to clean the pipes. There should be nothing left inside you before you commence on the trip. So take some laxatives and do some cleaning. After you’re thoroughly pristine you must only consume a clear liquid diet, so clear juices and soft drinks (make sure you consume the full sugar version because that’s how you’ll get your energy). Take a multivitamin each day. On the second or third day take an Imodium, this is likely overkill but you won’t poop. Return to a normal diet on the third day but do so gradually over the course of a day or two. I cannot guarantee that this method will not damage your health and the risk will likely be greater if you have other health conditions, but you wont poop sooo.

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