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the best timeline of events

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P&P

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lawnchair is still being developed but no builds are being pushed. I’m using someone’s fork they made specifically to build their own releases: (use at your own discretion) https://github.com/Goooler/LawnchairRelease/

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they stand near an engine idk

AirDrop cracked by China, revealing phone number & email (9to5mac.com)

The Beijing institute developed the technique to crack an iPhone’s encrypted device log to identify the numbers and emails of senders who share AirDrop content, the city’s judicial bureau said in an online post. Police have identified multiple suspects via that method, the agency said, without disclosing if anyone was...

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only reason that I can see why they’re saying they’ve done this has to be some kind of scare tactic

would be a bit stupid to reveal this hand otherwise

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it is simultaneously right and wrong

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keep the wibbly lever in sight at all times when Janeway is aboard. never know when you’ll have to fix another temporal paradox caused by her.

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YY/MM/DD SUPREMACY

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that’s your one free allotted smile for the night

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me if there were Vulcan comedian shows irl
https://media.tenor.com/R2EqWKMe0VMAAAAd/guy-slamming.gif

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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c83d3cb0-25a1-4adc-a8b5-17722d7c8d2f.jpeg

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Captain’s Log. Stardate 23170.6
I have growing concerns about commander data’s new emotion chip, as he is struggling to understand the nuances and subjectivity of humour.

Yesterday morning, he placed a dangerously high concentration of laxatives in commander LaForge’s beverage and later, followed him into the latrine, just to deliver a punchline about Geordi not knowing whether to shit or go blind.

Doctor Crushers medical report stated that Geordi spent six hours on the toilet and was so dehydrated after, that he required an IV drip and an overnight stay in sickbay, where he continued to have explosive and uncontrollable diarrhea throughout the night.

Because data is the only crew member who could enter sickbay without violently vomiting, I ordered him to spend the day cleaning and sanitising the mess Geordi left behind.

In more ways than one, I guess you could say that he is in deep shit. Now that is funny.

Anyway. Commander LaForge is feeling marginally better today, but is still quite angry and had to be restrained by security after attempting to dispatch data from the ships airlock. I have put them on opposite shifts to avoid further contact.

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    nog got martok 2309 bloodwine. he owed him anyway

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    if I got temporally displaced to a ship in the future I would be so devastated if I had to go back to my time. if it does happen to me I hope I’m not a pivotal part of history so I can stay without issue in the timeline Q_Q

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    everyone is high on ketracel white and I’m here like ketracel WHY?!

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    I used Netflix to binge entire series every now and then (voyager/TNG/ds9, voyager especially c:) but since they raised prices I’ve been sailing the seas

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    YESSS

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    algay

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    I wonder if Darth Vader is like the pixel fold and any foldable phone where if you get dust inside the middle of it the whole thing breaks

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    bloody Mondays

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    he was searching for The Holy Spirit Level

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    good bot bad bot,
    happy bot sad bot :(

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    that is batshit insane what good reason would there be to ban it

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    Skyrim IRL

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    it's the whole gimmick of a meme community called 196 where if you visit it, the one rule it has is that you have to post something before you leave

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