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betterdeadthanreddit,

A question like this could be an intro to a shady MLM pitch. Break the ice, get the conversation going and gain a sense of the range of numbers to make up for earnings examples.

betterdeadthanreddit,

The double-standard on display here is just disgusting. Sure, it’s perfectly fine to modify your home entertainment system into a fake airplane but I try a little remodeling to make work feel more like home and it’s all “security will escort you off the premises” and “we’re taking away your pilot’s license”. Boils my blood.

betterdeadthanreddit,

Gotta disagree, I bet they’re still finding great-great-great-[…]-grandmother’s dildos (or -grandfather’s, who knows?) and they hold up just fine, all things considered.

betterdeadthanreddit,

Those might be the terms of service they started with but a little “Inspect Element” and editing means I agreed to something else entirely.

betterdeadthanreddit,

I was imagining a computer-literate sovcit trying their buffoonery with websites. Some do exist and probably have a couple decades of being the “smart” one since they know how to program a VCR (at least among their crowd of VCR-recognizing buddies) even though they’ll still call the whole desktop computer a CPU.

They’re dangerous because, like religious nuts or law misinterpreters, it’s another complex subject they can incorporate into hand-wavey explanations you can boil down to “Tech works in mysterious ways”.

betterdeadthanreddit,

Obviously, yeah, I’m not a moron. Still doesn’t make it any less of a disaster zone once the transaction is complete.

betterdeadthanreddit,

I still don’t understand the red urinals, they make such a mess when you use them.

betterdeadthanreddit,

Also helps if you’re in one of those stores where the toilets are out in the open like it’s another regular aisle. Stack up some boxes and you can position it to give yourself some privacy. Bring along some bottles of water too since sometimes the faucets don’t work.

betterdeadthanreddit,

Bat-ten down the hatches this summer for Dracula & Dolphy: Suck and Blow!

betterdeadthanreddit, (edited )

What’s the aquatic equivalent of a bat? Maybe vampire dolphin could transform into a school of smaller fish at will to squeeze through tight spaces or evade threats.

Vampire hunters could show up with cross-shaped wooden harpoons, holy water depth charges, garlic oil hoses and all kinds of other nautical twists on the usual weapons.

betterdeadthanreddit,

Given how fast China can progress when they put their our minds to it, this is worrying.

betterdeadthanreddit,

Not much, what soap with you?

betterdeadthanreddit,

I’m trying but it just starts to soften and deform instead of getting shiny like yours. How long did you have to polish it?

betterdeadthanreddit,

I’d like to know more about the person who would throw a cabbage at store employees but would also obey a sign asking them not to. Sort of like depictions of vampires that won’t think twice about murder but trespassing is just beyond the pale.

betterdeadthanreddit,

The ol’ “Careless Electrician” hairstyle. Classic.

betterdeadthanreddit,

Eat them all, go on a mystical journey with a trail to guide you home.

betterdeadthanreddit,

Hiding in the mirror, hopefully. Let the bastard fight his own war.

betterdeadthanreddit,

I see somebody left the frictionless vacuum door open again.

betterdeadthanreddit,

Many things once were or someday will be potatoes too.

betterdeadthanreddit,

That’s just another way to say Idaho.

betterdeadthanreddit,

That’s what makes it jacking, nobody says you have to finish.

betterdeadthanreddit,

Scooty Shooty

Since that name was already taken by the object in the photo above, they had to call this a Vespa 150 TAP.

betterdeadthanreddit,

Symptom and symbol are half non-rhymes.

betterdeadthanreddit,

A shit post is not necessarily a shitpost. Good candidate for illustrating this, thank you for sharing.

betterdeadthanreddit,

Please read the community sidebar, specifically rule 4.

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