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bionicjoey, (edited ) to comicstrips in "Outdoor Cat vs Indoor Cat" by Sarah Andersen

Outdoor cat: “today I killed 300 birds and permanently altered the local ecosystem”

Indoor cat: “hehe I shit in a box”

bionicjoey, to comicstrips in Go into the woods and fight some strangers, son.

You’re allowed to return home anytime you want. Just walk your character into their bedroom, tuck them into bed, save, exit to the main menu, and delete the save. Congratulations, you have just completed the alternate ending to Pokémon.

bionicjoey, to comicstrips in "Mental Health" by Work Chronicles

Yeah. Just to add, it is ostensibly meant to be a way of going “hey, it looks like your performance is suffering. Maybe this is due to workload, stress, etc. problems. Let’s work together to get you back on track”. But of course it is really a sinister way to invent reasons why someone needs to be fired. Because if you get fired after PIP then HR can say “well we tried our best to help you succeed and you just couldn’t do it”

They are a way of gaslighting and victim blaming an employee while firing them.

bionicjoey, to piracy in [Discussion] Have you ever pirated something because you forgot you own it?

Shit, I’ve pirated something because I forgot I had already pirated it.

bionicjoey, to RedditMigration in r/TIHI has been banned for being unmoderated.

Thanks, I hate being right.

bionicjoey, to asklemmy in Lesbians of lemmy, how do you introduce your SO to other people without getting them confused for just a friend?

I’m neither a lesbian nor a woman but the word “partner” is pretty universally understood.

bionicjoey, to privacy in Apple is bringing sideloading and alternate app stores to the iPhone

Apple is bringing being forced to allow sideloading and alternate app stores to the iPhone

FTFY

bionicjoey, to linux in Is DNS Bloat too?

Oh, you like the internet? Name every IP address!

bionicjoey, to comicstrips in A message from Santa [deliberatelyburied]

You might even say that the name of the artist is deliberately buried

bionicjoey, to comicstrips in Remember to have fun at work

The last thing you hear: “What’s up guys! Welcome back to another open heart surgery tutorial! Today’s video is brought to you by NordVPN!”

bionicjoey, to opensource in OSS-Blacklist: A blacklist for keeping track of OSS hostile companies/organizations

Should add Reddit. Started out as FOSS, closed down their GitHub, then killed their API which killed dozens of third party integrations impacting hundreds of thousands of users.

bionicjoey, to privacy in Google loses antitrust case vs Epic Games. Jury rules Google Play store constitutes an illegal monopoly

How is Google Play, which is easily circumnavigated with things like F-Droid and APKs, considered a monopoly and the Apple app store isn’t?

bionicjoey, to science_memes in your time has come, mortal

There are only two kinds of people in this world:

  1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
bionicjoey, to linux in Is DNS Bloat too?

That is a forkbomb and you can’t convince me otherwise

bionicjoey, to asklemmy in Downvotes = “I disagree” or “this is bad and you should feel bad”?

For me, downvote typically means either “this adds nothing to the discussion” or “this was made in bad faith”

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