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bionicjoey, to risa in Ransomware

Voyager can’t talk shit because it runs on lab-grown living brain tissue

bionicjoey, to comicstrips in Go into the woods and fight some strangers, son.

I know I’m replying to my own comment but this reminded me of a joke I once read about the first Bioshock game (Bioshock spoiler incoming)

TitleWhen Andrew Ryan told me to kill him at the end of Bioshock, I shut off the game and deleted the save. A man chooses, a slave obeys.

bionicjoey, to comicstrips in "Millennial lingo" by Shen Comic

Did you mean “Fuckin’ A” ?

Bone apple teeth moment

bionicjoey, (edited ) to comicstrips in Christmas in Gotham [Safely Endangered]

Santa isn’t omniscient. He sees you when you’re sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. We can infer from this phrasing that he can’t see you when you’re awake. He also knows if you’ve been bad or good but that information isn’t as specific.

bionicjoey, (edited ) to comicstrips in Dress by Pizzacakecomic

If she joined Lemmy then I could block her account and I wouldn’t have to see her comics (as I did on Reddit). As it stands I don’t really want to block OPs account since they post and comment lots of different stuff. It’s nice to be able to block a specific creator from their own account rather than play whack-a-mole with freebooters.

And before people start saying I’m misogynist or something, I’m not. There are plenty of women webcomic artists I like. Extraordinary Comics and War and Peas just to name a couple. I just find pizzacake to be incredibly boring, low hanging fruit and barely even funny at all. Not trying to hurt feelings, I just don’t like her stuff and prefer to block it from my feed.

bionicjoey, to comicstrips in Oblivious

“No thanks. Coffee keeps me up at night”

-George Costanza

bionicjoey, to linux in Linus Torvalds postpones Linux 6.8 merge window after being taken offline by storms

It’s because of the COVID vaccine mind control chips he put in everyone. If he wants to cause a storm, he just makes the entire population of Norway start flapping their arms in unison, which causes atmospheric disruption that leads to storms.

bionicjoey, to risa in He suffered for our sins
bionicjoey, to comicstrips in Shanti

You should try writing with your hands instead of your heel

bionicjoey, to asklemmy in I am to celebrate new years eve alone. How can I celebrate solo?

If you have a lot of money you can also have someone do it for you. Treat yo self!

bionicjoey, to asklemmy in what, in your opinion, drives the start time of factory and manufacturing jobs to 5am?

Often factories want to get the maximum use out of their equipment since it’s very expensive and only lasts some finite number of years. Many factories run 24 hours a day in rotating shifts to minimize the downtime of their machinery.

bionicjoey, to piracy in It seems so strange to me that we are locked in battle with providers mining our lives for whatever, and we have to work our asses off trying to stay anonymous, to the point of being denied service

Fuck tipping. American tipping culture enables employers to get away with paying their hospitality service industry employees starvation wages. By giving a big tip you are just telling the employer “Don’t worry about paying your employees a living wage. I got you fam.”

Obviously I still tip depending on where I am, but the minimum amount that is considered socially acceptable.

bionicjoey, to piracy in Z-Library Blog: "Unprecedented seizure of our domains with books on rare languages"

Lol what? You’re saying government jobs rarely provide value to society?

bionicjoey, to thefarside in 11 January 2024

Inb4 the “don’t get it” gang: It’s “Mary Had a Little Lamb”

bionicjoey, to privacy in I don't have anything to hide, so I don't care

“Okay, then hand me your phone unlocked and give me as much time as I want to poke around your browser history, files, and photos.”

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